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Trey Songz Gave Out STDS?
According to this soon to be not hired for anything intern on planet Earth,
he was giving them out like candy to his ex.
And she stayed?
And he is alive?
I would have found a way to murder his ass and have a “get outta jail FREE” card…
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Went to Allstar and All I got was This Lousy Shirt
Looking out the hotel window, covered in a robe, I dazed out into the Hollywood Hills.
This was Hollywood.
Lights, camera, action…
I finally bagged a baller and he flew me out to enjoy the VIP of Allstar.
He did him, I did me… and then we did each other later on.
I went to the greatest parties, hung out with the biggest celebs, and got the best dick from HIM.
What more could I ask for?
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I am sure that was the story of some lucky Fox out in Los Angeles this weekend.
All the Vixens wore their best “Cum Fuck Me” pumps in hopes to bag some baller for a night of fun.
Here is WHY some of them played themselves this weekend.
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Premium Meat Of The Minute: Gary Forbes
I have a thing for Spanish dudes.
I never had the luxury of getting cak from one.
Well does a Black and Spanish dude count?
Either way, I saw this dude in the red…
… and I was ready to signal for him to come beat these cakes.
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Remember When I Use To Get All That Dick?
Life is funny.
I am sick as a dog with a stomach bug.
It feels like the devil’s incarnate mega hell stomach bug.
I am throwing up, feeling normal, and then throwing up again.
Let me not get into the shittin’ aspect of it all.
It is absolute hell.
But even during all that I realized something about this shit called life.
No pun intended.
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The Scariest Phone Call EVER
“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”
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