i’m just gonna font it.

good skin care
no hard living
no smoking
WATER
no cubs
eating good

…leaves black folks looking younger for their ages.
am i wrong?
as i say:

Black don’t crack unless it’s on crack

we are known to age pretty good with that good ol melanin.
that and a bomb af moisturizer.
maintaining your melanin is major key.
well that might be the case for the following dad.
his daughter posted this tweet:

…and now everyone is hungry for his meat.
this is what her father looks like…
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how many of us have heard ^that line before?
father?
mother?
some other relative?
i heard it growing up.
this is why i’m such an advocate of coming out on your own time.
pulling someone out the closet could lead to their death.
we don’t know what others are dealing with under their parent’s roof.
well everyone say goodbye to giovanni melton.
he was 14 years old.
his father allegedly killed him because he was gay last thursday.
such a disgusting story via news 3 las vegas…
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there is a wolf at my job who looks like frank ocean.
i’m lowkey lusting.
well ^this frank ocean was sued by his father in february.
why?
gay slurs and tumblr posts.
well guess who won?
a f-bi sent me what the “new york daily news” reported…
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…or you fuck better than your pops.
i know.
here is a vomit bag.
as the years go on,
fathers are getting sexier younger and sexier younger.
it also means a lot of these dads are still mentally stagnant as well.
a foxholer sent me a video about how a father was gonna bond with his cub.
how?
they gonna “fuck some bitches together in vegas”.
his words…
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just look at it.
ugh.
it literally turns me on.
so i always like to ask everyone:

What would you do with the money if you won the lottery?

some of the answers are very surprising.
well this gay hyena is suing his father for lottery wins allegedly owed.
peep this nonsense via gay star news…
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so jacob kohinoor,
aka mr or mrs butt cheeks,
is now a drag queen.
all that “long hair; don’t care” mess was a cover.
what else is new?
an f-bi sent me a video of him coming out to daddy.
yeah…
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