Posted in SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

the fall off the mountain is the real bummer

a.

she came here to make it from down south.
actually,
she came up here to help her triflin ass family from what i remember.
we met at my past job and we clicked instantly.
after all she did for her triflin ass family,
they kicked her out and she was homeless.
her baby daddy wasn’t shit either.
she tried to live at him,
but it was hell.
she ended up having to go to a homeless shelter,
where someone stole most of her stuff one day.
i remember having to console her because she was crying uncontrollably.

“it’s not fair.”

that’s all i remember her saying as she weeped.
she was determined to make “new yawk” work with her baby tho.
i told her don’t stay here to suffer.
we lost touch after leaving that job,
but we recently re-connected.
i just looked at her socials

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

The Great Fall of Jamari Fox

there are certain things that i never think would have to me.
i mean,
a fox has been through a lot,
but certain things are not on my “shit that would happen to me” list.
that would include:

breaking my leg on a ski jump
a freak accident while alligator wrestling
my new career as a “fire eater” backfires

well something on my “list’ happened and i’m in so much pain today…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Majorie Harvey Needs Ya’ll Ratings For Steve Harvey To Pay The Upkeep

this picture can be summed up in one word.

REGRET

it’s written all over his face.
he shoulda knew that was a bad idea,
but some love to learn the hard way.
steve harvey thought he was doing something.
welp,
he did something alright.
he is allegedly losing fans over his trump meeting last year.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? X MARKS THE FOX

That Time I Fell Down The Stairs In The Subway

ugh-shirtthis is what i get trying to sexy ‘n’ shit..
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Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE THINGS A FOX LOVES WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

Taylor Swift Is, Like, The Best Rapper Ever (Woo!)

Screen Shot 2016-04-02 at 10.01.23 AMi love when taylor swift starts rapping along to songs.
she did it with kendrick and now drake gets a spin.
well check her rapping skills to “jump man” for apple music…
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Posted in THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES

Pre Baller Wolf, Chris Jones, Came Out at #Combine

Screen Shot 2016-02-28 at 4.49.45 PM…and not the “coming out” you may have had in mind.
everyone meet chris jones.
he is the pre baller wolf for mississippi state.
well while doing his 40 yard dash today at the #nflcombine,
it seems he couldn’t stay in his pants.
this happened courtesy of the nfl network
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