fake ass pineapples seldom get what they need

folks be soooooo fake out here.
i’ve learned to stop having high expectations when it comes to others.
when folks do something nice,
or continue to be,
is when i’ll truly be shocked.
i think that’s a better way to live.
it gives you something to look forward too.
so i met one of the baddest vixens at work recently…

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He Looked Like A Legit Copy, But His Fur Was From China Town

is it wrong to stop and listen to someone?
that might be my problem.
it’s sad that we live in a forest that being emphatic is wrong.
like,
is it better to completely shut yourself down and become a robot?
so the pretty vixen sent me this:

…after a situation i had today…

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Bend Over and Put Your Hands Where I Can See Em! (This Is A Stick Up)

not only do we need to look out for the hunters,
which are another fohxole term for “the police”,

but we gotta look out for fake ones.
there are jackals,
pretending to be hunters,
trying to rape us.
by “us”,
i mean males.
a foxholer sent me the following disturbing story via the washington post…
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The “I Miss You” Nonsense

you know what really burns my biscuits?

“I miss you”

i don’t know if it does with you,
but it certainly makes me vex…

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You Ain’t A Somebody Until You’re A Liar

social media isn’t real.
i keep hearing that phrase lately.
hell,
we have fonted about it in the foxhole.
when you’re at a low point in your life,
everyone on social media seems up.
everyone’s realities might not be real either.
well,
it seems those that are the most popular.
they have the joy and stress of keeping up with the joneses.
everyone is fascinated of lifestyles that aren’t real.
bawdy parts that are made of plastic and fix-a-flat.
cribs and cars that are either rented or don’t exist.
if we aren’t careful,
we are wrapped up in those lies and end up comparing ourselves.
worse?
we stan for someone who is selling jackal tickets.
nothing worse than being a fan/stan of a front and faker.
i had to wonder tho…

Do people really love the lies?

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Another Black Celebrity Wolf Gets Outed?

so a foxholer sent me a developing story and the first thing i said was:

ANOTHER ONE?

is 2016 trying to go out with a bang?
well another celebrity wolf gets allegedly outed by a messy jackal.
kordell can jump for joy now.
on the next:

WHEN THE JACKAL CALLS

we allegedly got…
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