“hi eric”.
oh sorry.
serious story.
i always loved that lyric from jay.
so everyone meet pre baller wolf,
eric waters.
he was a tight end for mizzou and was also michael sam’s roommate.
well he is pretty cool with michael and dropped a bombshell on twitter yesterday.
one people really shouldn’t be shocked about,
but whatever…
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mister cee officially resigned from hot97 today.
he was exposed yet again.
what’s this?
the 8th or 9th time now?
this time the nails was ripped off his closet by bimbo winehouse.
bimbo decided to secretly tape his interaction while getting “picked up”…
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church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!
isn’t he handsome?
well allegedly you can get some that too.
i’m sure without paying an offering.
well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…

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kevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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adrienne bailon always struck me as trying to hard.
she never comes off like it just “happens”.
maybe her face always gives it away or something.
who are her people?
where are her friends?
why is her mama not interested?
her former publicist,
jonathan jaxson,
spilled the alleged beans on her “trying to hard” games.
the following should not be a shocker…

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