ahhhhhhhhh…
don’t we love when baller wolves are sloppy foxhole?
and NOT in the good way.
i know i do.
i love a little sloppy toppy to write about it.
so lets talk about roy jones jr and the messiness that is his love life.
roy was having a relationship with a boxer/trainer named stacy.
“stay lo” is that they call her.
well for whatever reason,
roy cut her off and you know what happened next.
receipts and dick pics a coming.
yup!
lets get into it…

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tank is so short.
anyhoo...
look i know one of these nights,
you gonna be all horny while listening to tank’s music.
you alone and feeling freaky.
you say to yourself:
“self.
why don’t i send my situation to thank for review?”
yeah that will get you exposed by tank in these internet streets.
just like this MINISTER who sent tank his peen shot on instavideo…
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so whenever someone tells me they want to be a star,
from a pr perspective,
i always ask them,
“what secrets do you have?”.
ive had the straights confess they had dick pics,
cooch pics,
and even sex tapes out there.
michael sam,
the resident gay pre baller wolf,
seems to be getting exposed left and right.
the f-bi was on it this morning while i was at the barber shop.
popwrapped nabbed a picture of his alleged naked picture from his grindr account.
uh huh!
this is def 18^,
nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”…
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“hi eric”.
oh sorry.
serious story.
i always loved that lyric from jay.
so everyone meet pre baller wolf,
eric waters.
he was a tight end for mizzou and was also michael sam’s roommate.
well he is pretty cool with michael and dropped a bombshell on twitter yesterday.
one people really shouldn’t be shocked about,
but whatever…
Continue reading “When The Grass Is Cut, The Snakes Will Show” →

mister cee officially resigned from hot97 today.
he was exposed yet again.
what’s this?
the 8th or 9th time now?
this time the nails was ripped off his closet by bimbo winehouse.
bimbo decided to secretly tape his interaction while getting “picked up”…
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church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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