so jon jon lamar,
( x the attentionisto ) who got exposed by funky dineva,
decided to post a statement for his following.
an f-bi sent me what he had to say…
Continue reading “How The Attentionisto Issues A Statement (Show You Not How)” →

there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANS-VIXEN!
TRANS-VIXEN WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ BUGGIN OUT

i’ll tell you why…
Continue reading “How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)” →

ahhhhhhhhh…
don’t we love when baller wolves are sloppy foxhole?
and NOT in the good way.
i know i do.
i love a little sloppy toppy to write about it.
so lets talk about roy jones jr and the messiness that is his love life.
roy was having a relationship with a boxer/trainer named stacy.
“stay lo” is that they call her.
well for whatever reason,
roy cut her off and you know what happened next.
receipts and dick pics a coming.
yup!
lets get into it…

Continue reading “Roy Jones JR, His Nudes, and A Crazy Bish Named “Stay Lo”” →

tank is so short.
anyhoo...
look i know one of these nights,
you gonna be all horny while listening to tank’s music.
you alone and feeling freaky.
you say to yourself:
“self.
why don’t i send my situation to thank for review?”
yeah that will get you exposed by tank in these internet streets.
just like this MINISTER who sent tank his peen shot on instavideo…
Continue reading “Do NOT Send Naked Pictures To Tank!” →

so whenever someone tells me they want to be a star,
from a pr perspective,
i always ask them,
“what secrets do you have?”.
ive had the straights confess they had dick pics,
cooch pics,
and even sex tapes out there.
michael sam,
the resident gay pre baller wolf,
seems to be getting exposed left and right.
the f-bi was on it this morning while i was at the barber shop.
popwrapped nabbed a picture of his alleged naked picture from his grindr account.
uh huh!
this is def 18^,
nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”…
Continue reading “Michael Sam Has Some Alleged Peen Leakage From Grindr?” →

“hi eric”.
oh sorry.
serious story.
i always loved that lyric from jay.
so everyone meet pre baller wolf,
eric waters.
he was a tight end for mizzou and was also michael sam’s roommate.
well he is pretty cool with michael and dropped a bombshell on twitter yesterday.
one people really shouldn’t be shocked about,
but whatever…
Continue reading “When The Grass Is Cut, The Snakes Will Show” →