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flashman wade gets his big cake eaten for the first time on camera

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i’m often curious when a vixen tells me they ate some straight wolf’s tail.
the question of cleanliness always pops into my mind.
males stop wiping even the highligher keeps marking the paper.
one vixen told me she makes sure he takes a bath first.
a bath?!?!?!
so wait…

He just wiped the outside real good?
What about the inside?

that’s where all the drama lies.
one wrong tongue thrust and it’s shit faced city.
flashman wade won’t ever convince me he never had his tail munched on before.
with a tail like that,
that’s usually part of the foreplay.
sooooooooooo we’re in luck!
Ā a foxholer sent me his first time getting his tail eaten and well…

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we gotta watch out for manholes and rats (typical day in new yawk)

i had to hit up the pretty vixen with a question today.
i asked her if she smelled anything crazy when we were over by columbus circle.

“Um,
New Yawk smells awful on a daily basis.”

i mean,
that is true.
foxhole,
i read a story that made me cringe.
it was about someone falling into a manhole,
but the part that made me shriek was the rats that feasted on him

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lamont johnson gets the groceries eaten

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QUICK WORD TO ATTENTIONISTOS

**if you gonna be getting the “onlyfans” bag,
you need to give updates as much as you can.
this 1 or 2 times a month shit will get your ass cancelled.
we need to see variety too.
you not gonna be sailing by with a dick pics either.

now let’s get into the entry at paw

so we can count on lamont johnson to give videos and pics.
he doesn’t have to allegedly steal someone else.
i think he is starting to head in the right direction too.
i will admit,
he was looking real lost in the beginning,
but i think he’s finding his way on “onlyfans”.
from what i’ve seen,
he has been giving updates every night.
this wolf gets a TON of pussy too.
like,
he doesn’t have to lie on his pipe like the others.
atlanta vixens are showing him a lot of love.
so he has started putting his biggest feature to good use.
everyone wanted him to start getting his bunz eaten.
well…

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Oh Deer (I’m Ugly Sobbing)

so as you know i love animals.
i saw this video of this deer and…
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The Lioness Nearly Had “Young Child” For Breakfast

tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640do you know what a lion is?
i do.
as a fox,
it means

“RUN PINEAPPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!”

for these snow animals on a television show,
it meant:

“AWW LOOK AT THE BIG HARMLESS PRETTY CAT”

…that is until the lioness nearly snatched up their cub.
all on live television,
of course.
baller alert posted this clip and well…
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This Is What Happened After He Got Eaten (1 Year Later)

face-chewing-attackdo you remember this story?

x remember this story

well it’s been close to a year since this situation happened.
the homeless man who got eaten has an update for us.
if you have a weak stomach,
i suggest you stop here and watch this:

x those who aren’t about that life

those who are,
proceed…

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