Pay Me With Dick

Imagine meeting this….

Sexy as hell right?

The lips are on point.
Jawline is bananas.
Hopefully, the dick is like butter pecan pie.

He would definitely be commander in chief on your sex spaceship.

BUT….
there is a problem.

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Martellus Bennett Has Been a Bad Bad Wolf…

 

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The Mighty Morphin Magical Power Penis

“I need a vacation or something because I feel like I am about to give up and I am fighting it.” – Me, in a text

“U need Dick” – Hubby In My Head, responds.

“It’s not that easy. I do not want to give my body away to some random nigga.” – Me, reply.

“I digz” – His, reply

Would dick magically turn everything right?

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Meat Of The Minute: LL Burrell

I just KNEW inside my spirit I would find out who THIS WAS!

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X Marks The F0x: Baller #2 With Pants Down

When will these ballers learn?!


…. or is a good “leaked” peen picture the new black?

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X Marks The F0x: Busted Baller Penis Exposed?

Why do these groupie jump offs do this?

Why do they request a peen pic from a baller
and then want to blast baller to the entire world?
Makes no sense.

Now since I have stopped being part of the moral police….
where is Devin and Percy’s peen pics?

My wish was already granted with Big Willie….
Double Dick of Thomas and Harvin would make me a very happy little Fox.
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