I’ll Give You My Lung and Middle Toe In Exchange For It

tumblr_m0basjq74h1r2gk0po1_500the official welcome.
spring will be right around the corner.
my absolute favorite season!
so im still kinda sick.
like 75% better.
last night i came home,
took some nyquil,
and crashed mid sentence on the phone with my friend….
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Stuck Between A Rock and A Bored Place (and With No Wifi At That!)

chilllife^me last night on the porch.
yesterday was one of the most chill days since i been down here.
karaoke took the car,
the wifi was not working,
and nothing was on tv.

“can i talk to the manager please?!
his name his god…
jesus or something.
yes,
yes i’ll hold.”

so i had nothing to do.
well i did do laundry and clean the house.
is this what a house-band feels like?
well it would feel better if i had the hub’s funds to go buy myself a little happy.
i was bored to tears yesterday,
see that’s the thing with fl.
you HAVE to have a car.
if not you WILL be doing a lot of walking for miles.
well on the positive,
im not dealing with that snow situation up there.
thank god for that.
i did just get a call from my vixen friend,
the one who works at that temp agency,
waking me up out my sleep asking me to come in for a job.
im surprised it wasn’t cancelled.
i could hear the vomit rise in her throat when i told her i was in florida.
im sure she’ll have a thousand jobs for me then.

unamusedfacelowkey: im realizing i ALWAYS need wifi and my laptop.
i HAVE to update.
i get a real nasty attitude when i can’t.
sheesh.
i’m starting to think technology runs my life.

So You Thought You Were Depressed? Well Go To The Unemployment Office

tumblr_mmg1uuSBnB1s5prmbo1_500“SHIT!”
that was the first thing that popped out my mouth this morning.
i pressed snooze way too much this morning.
i had to be at the unemployment office at 10am.
it was currently 925am….

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I’m Stuntin’ Cause of My Daddy!

tumblr_mphxqtbwsa1ql48q6o1_500i know that we like to talk about:

balls
booty
baller wolves

trust me,
i love talkin’ about it as well.
well this entry isn’t for the hoes.
sorry hoes.
we will continue that tomorrow.
i’m having a quiet day.
my spirit lead me to this through a few clicks.
i want you all to receive this…

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Look At This Email I Got Today (Uhhh… Yuck?)

tumblr_mia8kbq03X1r1frbho1_400aint this some bullllllllshit

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The Snake in My Paradise

tumblr_mm6j76fLj51qaksv8o1_500today is an absolutely beautiful day.
i decided to take a walk and clear my head.
i put my headphones on and listened to amerie’s “all i have”,
r. kelly’s “r.kelly”,
and fantasia’s new one.
perfect spring albums.
i got my hair cut,
sat in the park,
had some “me” time,
went and bought some groceries,
and bought this…

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