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Check Who Is Getting A Yam Pounding By Idris Elba

so i didn’t win.
*sad face*

i had to let the foxhole know.
idris elba did not get the chance to pound my yams.
well you guys have been wondering who won the “win a date with idris elba/pound his yams” contest through omaze.
( x see it here )
i’ve gotten a ton of emails asking about it.
check who won the contest…
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Idris Elba Wants The “Pounding Of His Yams” To Be Perfect

every time i see that “pounding of the yams” thing,
i laugh and get a bit turned on.
i’ll save my ratchetness for another time.
so valentine’s day is about a week away.

Who is going on that Valentine’s date with Idris Elba?

this is for my vixens.
i don’t think this one is “foxhole friendly”
…or could it?
idris has teamed up with omaze for a night you may never forget.
( x see that entry here )
well since idris wants this date to be perfect,
he has teamed up with advisors to make sure everything goes smooth.
check out this video of what they spoke about…
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You Can Have Idris Elba Without Sliding In His DMs

this maybe for “vixens only”,
but whenever big money is involved,
it may just change.
so ^that could be idris elba getting ready for a date with you.
no,
it is definitely not a joke.
idris is auctioning himself off as a “date” for valentine’s day.
no,
it’s still not a joke.
check out the ad for this date…
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Plenty of Robbery and Murder Charges

sharkjust when i was about to join a site like “match.com”,
a f-bi sends me this.
it just ain’t safe in these dating forests.
you can’t even get fucked without some shit.
so our latest victim comes from “plentyoffish”.
he was looking for a little romance and this happened…
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Work Wolf Meets Another One (on & on)

tumblr_muxwb1rkFz1slwb3ho1_400“i met someone.”

i tried to put a smile on my face.
work wolf called my extension with that news.
i couldn’t wait to hear this…
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“Caitlyn Jenner Does BBC” In The Near Future?

Screen Shot 2015-08-28 at 4.06.49 PMi knew this was coming.
caitlyn jenner wants a wolf.
they tried to sell us that bridge,
you know the one down in bk,
about her being this “lesbian transsexual venusian goddess”.
well i guess caityln lied to ya’ll.
this is what entertainment tonight had to say…
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