i love a tall and lean wolf.
you know the types.
the ones that as soon as they walk in the room,
they tower over all the lessers.
plus,
they can pick my little ass up and have their way with me.
king nate strikes me as that type.
he commands attention ig,
standing tall at 6’6.
this helps as well:

oh Jesus.
of course,
king nate has an onlyfans in today’s climate,
but his is different from the rest.
why?…
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i don’t know about ya’ll but the straight wolves are entertaining af.
if you’ve ever hung around a wolf pack,
you’ll hear stories from “oops i was drunk!“ to “i thought i had a condom on?“.
they always provide some a1 drama.
if you’re lucky,
you might catch a pec titty pop out while they’re telling a story.
you know straight males love to do suspect shit when telling a story.
kinda like the following videos i was sent.
so this straight wolf pack was at some kind of dj set and a random wolf decided to…
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ya’ll know i don’t fuck with reality tv too tough,
but i did think dj pauly d from “jersey shore” was cute.
i can’t tell you if he was one of the good wolves,
or a plain ol fuck boi,
but he was always the one i’d “look at”.
well pauly d has a new look these days.
this is what he looks like now via his ig…

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*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

i could say a lot about that taco on his underwear…
jay buchanan,
whose name sounds so powerful,
is one stacked wolf.
with a bawdy like that,
he needs to play a superhero or even hercules in a movie.
i mean look at his biceps:

um,
help.
you know i love me some biceps.
so a foxholer sent me a video of what appeared to be alleged pipe leakage of jay.
i’ll let you be the judge…
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when i saw this pic fly down my timeline last night,
the first thing i wanted to do was get on my knees.
i’m actually writing this entry on my knees tbh.
so i’ve never seen an episode of “love island“,
like,
ever.
it’s hard for my attention span to stay on reality tv for too long.
^that wolf is ched uzor and he was on series 6 of “love island”.
well…

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i’m wet too marvin.
so marvin bienaime wanted to bless us with some hump day love.
not his hump,
but the hump of one his models for one of his shoots.
the theme was “solid gold“.
foxhole…

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