What A Big (Drop) Top You Have (Better To Eat You With, My Dear)

congenital-ptosisnow i’m not the most parental fox in the world,
or universe,
so this made me bust out laughing
Continue reading “What A Big (Drop) Top You Have (Better To Eat You With, My Dear)”

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (42)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001we haven’t done one of these in a while.
so you know i secretly love my hoodrat shit.
well this one is called “two jackals and a cub”.
it’s about a ratch couple having sex while their cub is crying

Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (42)”

“Someone Get This Child and The Mother Please” – They All Thought.

tumblr_njoqz9SwB21shqrq2o1_500

beyonce’s facial tells me everything i need to know.
so kanye west had his adidas fashion show tonight in the city.
it explains the seating order.
as you can see,
the nanny must have requested time off so they had to bring north.
all hell broke loose as you can imagine with a cranky cub.
i hope a video soon.
anyway all the real a list showed up to support kanye.
jay,
b,
diddy,
rih,
and anna wintour.
here are some shots from his event…
Continue reading ““Someone Get This Child and The Mother Please” – They All Thought.”

How To Have a Dog In His/Her Feels

tumblr_mlavocKhdf1qaruxco1_r2_500the story behind this following clip is the owner of this dog passed away.
well this was the outcome
Continue reading “How To Have a Dog In His/Her Feels”

Real Foxes Cry While Eating Pork Chops

4630190889_2e01b1b6bawhen last have you cried?
honest question.
no judgment.
dudes bee actin’ like they are beyond crying.
like wtf is that shit about?
on some ol::

“naw son.
only bitches cry.
i’m a man!
yeah!
a man!”


thats funny…
because when you cheated on your ex,

and they dropped you like a hot potato,
it was super masculine you called them crying and begging.

“baby please!
i made a mistake!
i’m sorry!
please baby!
i love you!
don’t leave me!
say something baby…”
*snot bubbles n shit*

uh huh.
okay.
whats up?
shut up.
so this what happened…
Continue reading “Real Foxes Cry While Eating Pork Chops”

Justin Bieber Was BAWLING In The Big House

Screen Shot 2014-01-24 at 4.02.19 PMjustin bieber learned yesterday he is NOT about that life yesterday.
reports are saying after his “smiley” mugshot,
he was crying like a lil bitch.
what?
okay fine.
he was “emotional” over his arrest.
better?
anyway daily mail has more…
Continue reading “Justin Bieber Was BAWLING In The Big House”