justin bieber learned yesterday he is NOT about that life yesterday.
reports are saying after his “smiley” mugshot,
he was crying like a lil bitch.
what?
okay fine.
he was “emotional” over his arrest.
better?
anyway daily mail has more…
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an f-bi just sent me this video of antoine dodson having a potential nervous breakdown.
in this strange video,
he starts talking to god and then breaks down in tears.
i guess being “straight” isn’t all it was cracked up to be?…
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that is a picture of paul walker’s friend at the scene.
the police are trying to detain him as he ran to help paul out the car.
that got to me.
his father’s reaction tho…

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“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…

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jigga has made some people’s dreams come true today.
no he didn’t pay for their school loans or buy them sneakers.
he randomly started tweeting people.
ya know causes it’s jay-z and that is a big fuckin’ deal.
(lowkey: magna carta holy grail in stores tomorrow could be a reason)
well he made one young beyonce stan lose her shit…

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you know the story.
a wolf does wrong,
videotapes himself crying for his vixen to see,
and she puts it all on blast for the world to see.
these damn camera phones….

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