Tag: crying
Real Foxes Cry While Eating Pork Chops
when last have you cried?
honest question.
no judgment.
dudes bee actin’ like they are beyond crying.
like wtf is that shit about?
on some ol::
“naw son.
only bitches cry.
i’m a man!
yeah!
a man!”
thats funny…
because when you cheated on your ex,
and they dropped you like a hot potato,
it was super masculine you called them crying and begging.
“baby please!
i made a mistake!
i’m sorry!
please baby!
i love you!
don’t leave me!
say something baby…”
*snot bubbles n shit*
uh huh.
okay.
whats up?
shut up.
so this what happened…
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Justin Bieber Was BAWLING In The Big House
justin bieber learned yesterday he is NOT about that life yesterday.
reports are saying after his “smiley” mugshot,
he was crying like a lil bitch.
what?
okay fine.
he was “emotional” over his arrest.
better?
anyway daily mail has more…
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Antoine Dodson Is Living A Hard “Straight” Life
an f-bi just sent me this video of antoine dodson having a potential nervous breakdown.
in this strange video,
he starts talking to god and then breaks down in tears.
i guess being “straight” isn’t all it was cracked up to be?…
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I Can’t Take It Anymore (RIP Paul Walker)
that is a picture of paul walker’s friend at the scene.
the police are trying to detain him as he ran to help paul out the car.
that got to me.
his father’s reaction tho…
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Sponsored By “Evelyn Lozada Streaming Tears Makeup and Crotchless Depends”
“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…
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OMG! OMG! Jay-Z Replied To Me On Twitter!
jigga has made some people’s dreams come true today.
no he didn’t pay for their school loans or buy them sneakers.
he randomly started tweeting people.
ya know causes it’s jay-z and that is a big fuckin’ deal.
(lowkey: magna carta holy grail in stores tomorrow could be a reason)
well he made one young beyonce stan lose her shit…
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