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Janet Jackson: The Abused Queen?

you see these couples flexing on ig and think:

“wow.
that looks absolutely perfect.
i wish i could be like them.”

um,
no you don’t.
little do you know,
there is a whole story going on in the background.
janet jackson and wissam al mana are allegedly “that couple”.
there was some alleged some heavy shit going on in their background.
now that it’s over,
janet has been caught crying during her “state of the world” tour.
tmz tells us why…
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Gianno Caldwell: The Salty Tears Of A Clown?

one of my favorite drinks is “tears”.
it could be “white tears” or “i fucked up!” tears,
but i love the delicous taste of that salty treat.
gianno caldwell is someone who served his tears ice cold today.
he was a big supporter of trump,
but after all the antics,
he has seen the error in his decision making skills.
it made him cry today on “fox and friends”.
check it out…
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Azealia Banks May Need You To Pray For Her

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so you know after the smoke clears,
after all your destruction of the bridges you burned,
you are simply left with just you.
it’s a hard pill to swallow when the forests ain’t fuckin with you no more.
well azealia banks,
who has been pretty much banished,
is feeling the repercussions of her past decisions.
she got on her facebook and fonted this..
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What A Big (Drop) Top You Have (Better To Eat You With, My Dear)

congenital-ptosisnow i’m not the most parental fox in the world,
or universe,
so this made me bust out laughing
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (42)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001we haven’t done one of these in a while.
so you know i secretly love my hoodrat shit.
well this one is called “two jackals and a cub”.
it’s about a ratch couple having sex while their cub is crying

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“Someone Get This Child and The Mother Please” – They All Thought.

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beyonce’s facial tells me everything i need to know.
so kanye west had his adidas fashion show tonight in the city.
it explains the seating order.
as you can see,
the nanny must have requested time off so they had to bring north.
all hell broke loose as you can imagine with a cranky cub.
i hope a video soon.
anyway all the real a list showed up to support kanye.
jay,
b,
diddy,
rih,
and anna wintour.
here are some shots from his event…
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