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here is some muscle soup with covid crackers on the side (trill clinton)

like i told the foxhole,
my life doesn’t change with or without the jab.
we are in the midst of a global pandemic and i don’t trust a word the cdc says.
between them and our leadership,
they fumbled the bag by giving folks false hope about being jabbed and maskless.
as the months went on,
we all came to realize:

let’s have a font about trill clinton aka @astatesman,
who is pictured above.
i’ve been peepin’ him for a while now and i think he is sexy af.
an educated wolf >
so he got fully jabbed in feburary and ended up catching that delta recently.
he tweeted his first-hand account on how it went down and his symptoms

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

no one wants to talk about their post-lockdown anxiety because its “we outside!”

i don’t think people realize that even though we were on lockdown for our safety,
many of us aren’t talking about the mental illnesses that riled up within us.
i know for me,
i had quite a few positives being on quarantine.
my creative energy surged with the foxhole,
my skincare got in order,
i released a shit ton of sexual energy,
and i got more sleep than i could ask for.
on the downside tho,
my anxiety seems to have gotten worst than it already was.
there is something else that i was talking to a friend about and they agreed heavy…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI UGH

how to lose friends and alienate people for thanksgiving

i was all set to head down to brooklyn for thanksgiving.
my home-vixen i use to work with,
one that i haven’t seen in a hot minute,
was throwing a small get-together at her crib.
the issue i was having was how i was getting down there.
she promised me a ride,
but in case that fell through,
i was gonna hop in an uber.

I wasn’t doing MTA at all

we have been watching the rona news carefully.
new yawk has been starting to spike something stupid.
cuomo was talking about gatherings only having 10 people.
well,
she sent me this today…

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