i hope the foxhole didn’t pay to see chris brown at atl pride this weekend.
he said “fuck ya’ll” that night.
well he was a no show.
not only that,
he allegedly took the money they paid him.
the ga voice had the story…
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…or should it be “complete head”?
so chris brown worked out that head situation.
he added a bull,
which probably represents “taurus”.
anyway this looks better.
its not like he going to be working a regular 9 to 5 anytime soon.
now does the “venus de milo” mean anything?
or is she there to provide constant side eyes to his life?
luh ya chris.

lowkey: i love his nails.

has chris brown lost it?
he has seriously lost it.
what would make him get that ugly “venus de milo” tattoo on the side of his head?
i hope he lost a bet and its fake.
like who are his friends?
they all need their walking papers.
look at this video of his tat process…
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i love ^this outfit.
i need it now!
so i guess chris brown is squashing rumors he is a homophobe.
he will performing in atlanta for gay pride.
there is a catch tho…
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yes chris.
walk over and stand in the corner with your poncho.
check the alleged revelation our chris had…
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i could not ever hear that phrase growing up.
well not the “rob your crib” part.
my parents,
mother especially,
use to throw that out when i met someone new.
i liked to hang with the bad forest dwellers.
they were always cautious of who i brought into my life.
i didn’t listen and of course,
a hard head makes for a soft ass.
foxhole:
there are people that are pretending to be your friends right now in your life.
you won’t know they was fakin’ until some shit goes down.
well according to this report,
it maybe the same for our chris brown.
oh chris…
his crib was robbed last night and well…
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