Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T

Cheap Tricks

since my ex coworker with the skinceuticals connect played me,
i had to figure out how to get that same skin back.
since i’m unemployed af,
i can’t go and charge up a ton of products that cost over 100 dollars.
it was time to really investigate.
so i started looking at ingredients in drug store products that matched what i was using.
i found a few that have helped me get it back together
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Posted in FOX SWAGG THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

Jay Z Wants Your Arm, Leg, and A Side of Ass For His Line At Barneys

barneys-new-york-holiday-logoso i don’t know if you guys been following along,
but jay z debuted his line at barneys.
barneys had an issue out here where they were under fire for racial profiling.
well jay’s line was under development during all the drama.
he was waiting for all the evidence,
like the news wasn’t broadcasting it enough,
so he would address the issue.
well he said “fuck ya’ll outrage” and released the line anyway.
now you know i love good fashion but…
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Posted in GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS X MARKS THE FOX

Breezy Wolf Needs A Few French Fries After He Gets High… Off Life?

well breezy wolf was having the time of his life in cannes, wasn’t he?
he is young.
he needs to let loose and enjoy life.
of course, his kookoopuff was there to support all his ractchetness.
i’d let him have all the fun swimming in that tit soup.
but the next day?
oh, i’d need my own lambo and a few stacks.
let’s take a quick trip through his movie, “ratch-atouille“…

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Mister Cee Wanted Something Cheap In Brook-Lynn

I’m still a little mad that Mister Cee
was up in this car at 5pm getting some slow neck.

(reminding me of that scene in For Colored Girls LOL)

But I’m even more mad that his tranny looked like this…..

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X Marks The F0X: Lance Doesn’t Pay For Dinner

It must be the week of messy hoes.

Lance… you should have known better
… but then my Foxes and Wolves would not have a good read.
…or someone to laugh at.

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X Marks The F0x: The Homies Always Get Nunn

*plays game show music*

FOXES AND WOLVES
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Guess Whose Been Inside Natalie Nunn NOW

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