i never heard of chris sails until recently.
i learned he’s a youtube sensation who has about 2 mill subs.
his stans are like serious too.
he dated another youtuber named queen,
who they have a cub,
but she is now dating this wolf:

…and i don’t blame her,
like,
at all.
clarence is a teenage dream.
their stans are like intense too.
well a foxholer was telling me how chris has a nice tail.
you can’t tell me that because a fox gets curious.
this is what i came across sniffing around…
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so you know which personal trainer wolf i love to look at? ramses principe.
not a day goes by that i don’t look at his ig and ig stories.
i find he is very open and that makes him relatable.
i wanted to showcase this video i saw today tho.
it was ramses working on his hamstrings and well…
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clarence is handsome,
but he is kinda dry.
i like to admire him from ig rather than his vlogs.
i feel like vlogging ends up ruining some of these attentionistos.
one of the reasons i stay away from lamont johnson’s vlog too.
i want to keep that mystique going.
well clarence is dating another youtuber named queen.
i didn’t know clarence was packin like this…
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 when did marvin bienaime open a bakery and not tell us?
i mean it’s all bunz and cakes now.
he’s going super hard with the bts nudes.
his latest model,
anthony,
is the latest treat in the honey bunz section…
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i haven’t seen anyone fine in public lately.
not someone who made me feel like i’d fuck in the middle of the street.
i’m starting to think most of those types are online now.
a foxholer sent in someone named “gaddamn”.
from the looks of these pics,
“gaddamn” can’t even fit into his work pants…
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kellon deryck looks like he can serve you up some good stuff.
in the kitchen,
silly!
he posted this to his ig just now…
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