Posted in BLACK LIVES MATTER

Who Knew Taking A Nap While Being Black Was A Crime Too?

see,
this is the type of shit i talk about…
when i went to the pretty vixen’s new spot,
some of the whites were giving us the evil eye in the elevator.
the look on their faces was “why are they here?”.
i know we can’t throw them all in a box,
but you gotta watch your whole back while being black.
so ^that white she jackal in the picture above had a problem.
she saw a black vixen napping and decided to called the cops.
what she didn’t know was via “the grio”
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP TURN YO TV ON

3 Things I Took From Grown-ish This Week

can i tell you how much i love “grown-ish”?
i am a high key stan of this show.
at first i thought they were moving too fast,
but it’s simply taking the “blackish” approach.
every episode explores the fact or fiction about a life topic.
they all involve the trials and tribulations of being black.
“grown-ish” tackled a very important topic this week.
so i have three thoughts about this week’s episode,
“it’s hard out here for a pimp”...
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Posted in THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Taye Diggs Blames His Mama On Why He Doesn’t Eat Black Meat

oh taye…
oh “white washed” taye…
taye diggs usually gives folks the opportunity to drag him,
but this recent interview may shed light on who he is.

he says his mother is to blame for him not dating black vixens.
this is what “blavity” had to report…
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Posted in BLACK LIVES MATTER LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

I’ve Got .5% Black In Me! I’m A Nubian Kang Straight From The Tribe!

meet our new black queen!
her name is demi lovato.
she allegedly did her “ancestry.com” reading and found out,
and get this,
she has 1% black in her.
that was enough it seemed for some of ya’ll to set her a plate at the cook out.
personally,
she is still a snow bunny to me.
that’s the issue with the “1 drop rule”.
we claim whoever just because they have a tiny drop of black in them.
a foxholer,
by the name of dw jazzlover,
wanted to break down the 1 drop for us.
he mentioned it briefly in the ( x bruno mars ) entry.
he sent me a chart and brief description of how it works…
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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

You Can Be “Woke” and Sleep At The Same Time?

i’m not that fox.
the one who will start a march and protest for hours.
that takes dedication.
i am the fox who will use his platform to write about injustice.
since i have a strong reach,
i pass the message along and support those who do.
that is my truth.
i am honest enough admit that truth.
i won’t pretend to be something i’m not.
i won’t gas you up to be let down if i don’t follow through.
that being said,
i feel like black vixens are better at this…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

The Cotton You Pick Is Going To Make My Prom Dress

“see this is what we not gon’ do…”
is it me,
or have most of the whites really started showing their tails as of late?
i know racism has always been alive and well in the country,
but everything seems more enhanced now.
social media has helped show us the real world.
it can be really gross.
so i saw this picture and couldn’t stop smh via yahoo
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