i’m not a new school beyonce fan.
i’ve followed her in destiny’s child and her solo career.
i have bought almost every album,
single,
and have tuned into every performance.
i begged to buy “the writings on the wall”,
which is my favorite dc album.
i still remember getting it from tower records.
it came with the “bills bills bills” remix with sporty theivs.
she might have made me say “sit down b” a few times,
and the hive can be a tad insufferable,
but i’ve been with her since army fatigue and much music.
well last night during her coachella performance…
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who bit beyonce?
that is the talk of today.
all the hive members at my office didn’t do any work today.
they were sharpening their stingers for their latest victim.
in that same ( x gq interview ),
tiffany haddish told a story of an a list actress who allegedly bit beyonce.
she was even gonna fight them for her.
this is what she had to say…
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so beyonce is back with a big surprise.
well someone allegedly leaked it on ticket master first,
but this is the actual official announcement.
she announced that shes going on tour with jay on her ig.
it’s left me wondering…
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i got asked a question today that i put up on the ig foxhole.
a friend of mine randomly hit me up to ask me this:

i know.
i was pretty floored myself.
so this is how the conversation went…
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well it has happened!
allegedly.
the royal twins have arrived.
beyonce and jay z are the alleged proud parents of healthy twins.
people magazine announced it earlier…
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poor tinashe.
she tries,
doesn’t she?
well she had a recent interview with the guardian about being a black singer.
according to her,
you can only be successful if you’re “beyonce” or “rihanna”.
this is her exact quote from the article…
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