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at least the child support is good, right?

the straights are an interesting bunch.
i always say most of them love to judge “us” over our folly,
but i stay looking at them crazy from my own glass house.
so i have a home vixen that i judged yesterday with her confession…

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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

lamont johnson throws his seed all over his social media

surprises are fun.
i like when folks can keep a secret,
but once revealed,
has everyone going:

“WHAT?!”

that was everyone’s reaction today with lamont johnson.
the comments on his ig for the following entry are funny af.
so lamont revealed a big secret in his attentionisto story line.
guess what it is…
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Ima Need Drake’s (Alleged) BLACKFACE Card Revoked

sooooooo…
i already knew about drake‘s alleged cub.
i know someone in passing that’s allegedly associated with him.
they told me when the potential scandal was on the stove.
you know,
it was cooking on a low heat.
i think they were waiting to see if the details would get back to them,
but i kept my mouth shut as i’d always do.
i saw folks whispering about it online after these pics were leaked…

…but i was told specific details that i didn’t see being said.
so i’m not shocked with pusha “tea”‘s revelation about it…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwOMtkDxtk

allegedly fonting with the foxhole,
of course.
 i am shocked about this alleged situation tho…

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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

“Insecure” Sex Scenes Literally Getting Cast Members Pregnant Out Here

listen,
i couldn’t wait to get home to font about this.
so ^that’s “big titty tasha” aka dominque perry from “insecure”.
one of my favorite shows that comes back in 3 months.
well i remember when she put this up on her ig:

…and everyone was trying to figure out who the baby daddy was.
from the caption,
it seems like it was un-planned aka “he gone”.
it was so random,
but i had a feeling there was a brewing story behind it.
well,
it turns out i was right!
so the cub was born:

…but guess who the father is…
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Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

Janet Starts The “My Baby” Tour (His Debut)

well i guess she is now more in control than ever before.
janet reveals her cub,
eissa,
to the forests.
she posted this picture on her website
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The Lioness Nearly Had “Young Child” For Breakfast

tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640do you know what a lion is?
i do.
as a fox,
it means

“RUN PINEAPPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!”

for these snow animals on a television show,
it meant:

“AWW LOOK AT THE BIG HARMLESS PRETTY CAT”

…that is until the lioness nearly snatched up their cub.
all on live television,
of course.
baller alert posted this clip and well…
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