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ryan cleary debuts the new role he’s playing (it’s called “taken”?)

oh hey.
ryan cleary.
our favorite bisexual english wolf.
i’ve been wondering who he’s been dating with this new found fame.
well,
foxholers rushed far and wide to show me the following picture.
ryan’s alleged boyfriend has been revealed on his ig and…
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baggy large has a large heart too

baggy large.
ya know,
i’m glad i don’t watch the reality show he stars in on bet.
in my head,
he would come off like an asshole.
he gives me heavy “adhd” vibes too.
either way,
i like to keep certain attentionistos out of my “doing too much” box.
he’s one of them.
i saw this video he posted on his ig tho…
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Some Of “Them” Call Us “Niggers” Behind Our Backs

life can come at you fast.
i try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt,
including the snow animals.
i don’t want to be that one who thinks they are all racist.
you just never know.
well this baby baller wolf named ty,
who goes by “7” on twitter,
learned a valuable lesson in who his friends are.
with the new ios 11,
you are able to record what’s on your screen.
someone screen recorded his “friends” and well…
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“I Loved You Since I Was 22” (Start “I’m Still a G” Tears)

tumblr_ocoqfop48K1u5zp1po1_400can i tell you ^this part was my favorite?
drake gets up on that stage and put it all on the line for rihanna.
he didn’t care that they would drag him online.
he went for it and i think she took it.
check the full speech
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Everyone Needs A “Drake” In Their Circle

Screen Shot 2016-08-27 at 9.49.00 AMlooking like ^that,
i do too.
but seriously…
*cough*
everyone needs a “drake” in their life.
even if he isn’t your “lover”,
we all need someone who is our personal hype person.
cheer leader.
someone who will hype the shit out of you to everyone.
“star fox” was mine.
star fox always spoke so highly of me.
i got to meet a few of his friends at his funeral and they all said:

“omg this is the jamari fox he always talked about…”
“he loved you so much.”
“i’m glad we get to meet this person that was like a celebrity…”

well “drake” is the “star fox” for “rihanna”.
as you know,
rihanna is getting the video vangaurd award at the mtv music awards tomorrow.
this is what drake did for her that she posted via her ig
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Things I Do With My Hood Wolf

heart emojisometimes a hood wolf is a good fox’s dream.
sure he can be a little rough around the edges.
he might smoke a lot of weed,
will fight on command,
and lord knows he probably doesn’t know how to eat with a knife and fork.
if you get a good one tho,
one who is loyal to you,
he can be everything you are lookin’ for.
well i saw this video and thought how cute this was…
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