they aren’t clones of each other for #couplesgoals (they be in love tho)

we see a vixen like this and we ASSUME her wolf is fione.
with a bawdy and facial like this,
as gay males,
we ASSUME we would pull the baddest males in all the lands.

Well…
I’m here to font you that I’ve seen vixens that look like this dating the dustiest looking males.
I’m here to font you that I’ve seen vixens like this be single too.

we always assume that “fine only dates fine“,
which when you think about it is kinda fucked up.
a foxholer sent me the following video from alicia mccarvell.
it’s literally “oh you thought!” but as a couple…

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ramses principe and that tail are officially off the market

we use to font about ramses principe quite a bit on the foxhole.
that tail of his was usually the main event.
i feel like he started “hoochie daddy shorts” before it was a thing too.
the last i remember was him getting into a relationship with a lovely vixen.

 

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they look like they have good sex.
he looks like he is into her pretty heavy too.
its hard to tell with these social-ships at times but this feels different.
a foxholer updated me on how they are doing…

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am i the type that likes to be surprised with flowers? (i might?)

i’m a lowkey romantic at heart.
don’t tell everyone or make a gay parade out of it.
i try to keep it on the low.
i’ll be honest

I’d fall out if my manz surprised me with flowers

that probably sounded gay af but whatever.
i don’t demand flowers but if i got them,
that would make me really happy.
i really like how russell wilson surprised ciara with flowers on his ig…

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zed (of zednray) had a fan who only wanted a picture

these days,
everyone is a fan of someone.

with everyone having a platform,
they can create fans and stans.
even the folks of onlyfans have a fanbase.
notice the words “only” and “fans”.
zed,
1/2 of zednray,
saw a fan of their music on a plane and this happened…

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lil nas x might do that top shit for bobby lytes on the low?

there is this one wolf who likes me,
but his “doing too much” turns me tf off.
i’m not attracted to him,
but he makes it known that he is interested.
i’ll never forget when he “accidentally” sent me his nudes.

“Oops.”

oops,
my pineapple?
i proceeded to cuss his ass out.
don’t fuckin’ send me nudes i didn’t ask for pineapple.
he is still on it tho,
but i’m good.
as you know,
lil nas x is bobby lytes “googly eyes”.
remember this from the mtv music award in 2019:

ignored.
lil nas x did bobby lytes a favor in acknowledgment in 2021.
he went on “the morning hustle show” and they asked him about bobby…

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joseph d and his perfect cheeks are off the market (wolves are crying everywhere)

joseph d (@josephd_fit) has the bawdy of a Gawd.
i mean,
he should since he is a personal trainer.
his best asset is well…

 

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you already know.
it seems that those fitness bunz had a blue check on it real heavy…

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