trump wants to make america pray again

trump never ceases to amaze me.
he is like an abusive parent.
he’ll cuss you tf out and then want to pray for you after.
i guess the rona has really got him shaking in his spray tan because…
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the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…
Toilet paper
folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…
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your end goal should be the goal

the andrew gillum scandal from yesterday had me thinking since last night.
when we meet big deals in these forests,
it can be sorta intimidating.
i can attest when i went on a date with a nfl baller wolf,
i was shook af.
my situation was tame compared to others out here.
Ya’ll be ready to be in a full blown scandal
so i thought to myself how can i help the foxhole for situations like this?
i put together a list on how make sure you’re always good…
tripp ali teaches straight males how to get the cake 8

tripp ali is one of my crushes.
he looks like he would kill me tho.
( x see the killing )
so as you know,
or didn’t,
tripp has a youtube channel called “tripper plugged“.
he currently has 13.2k subscribers.
well a foxholer alerted me on a new video he made.
it’s called:
“5 Ways To Get 8 Like Cake If You Straight”
and well…
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andrew gillum and the twitter alert heard round the world

twitter alert:
Some “straight” males are having sex with vixens,
marrying them,
having kids with them,
and it still isn’t containing that raging homosexuality/bisexuality.
andrew gillum,
former mayor of tallahassee,
and democratic candidate for florida governor,
seems to have been caught up in his own twitter alert today.
he was caught up in a suspected crystal meth overdose with a gay escort in miami.
ey yi yi.
candace owens broke the news today on twitter,
with the police report and well…
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lil yachty in this dress and kitten heels got some males triggered

some straight males are way too insecurefor their own good.
they can’t even let their toxic masculinity rest for a few seconds.
lil yachty came out with a video for “oprah’s bank account“,
featuring drake and dababy,
where he plays a version of the talk show legend.
well you know the straight jackals were fuming at him in a dress.
lil yachty addressed the backlash on his twitter…
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