my birth month and date would get me an easy 100m (happy birthday to meme!)
^that is sexier to me than most wolves out here tbh.
benjamin franklin is such a big dick daddy.
so this recent meme is gaining traction with the folks on twitter.
the question is:
In order to earn 100 million dollars, your birth MONTH plus your BIRTH DATE have to record a number 1 hit. Will you make it?
these are the artists…
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the thing that miya marcano has in common with gabby petito
while all the national headlines are on gabby petito,
who was murdered by her missing hyena,
brian laundrie,
there was another story going on as well.
miya marcano wasn’t on the same center stage as gabby.
i’m literally hearing about this case today.
unfortunately,
that tends to be the story for most missing black girls.
she was a 19-year-old college student from florida who went missing on september 24th.
unfortunately,
her search came to a sad end today…
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lizzo twerks for our ancestors who couldn’t twerk for their (sexual) freedom
when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:
This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.
in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…
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britney spears is free and naked and free and naked
britney spears is a free vixen now.
as you know,
her conservatorship is over.
her father has been removed and ( x facing charges of misconduct ).
she is also engaged to her fine wolf:
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so what other way to celebrate being free is by being naked…
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he gotta treat you like doo-doo before he doo-you
this might be a vent or a complaint to the hr manager of life,
i dunno.
it’s been on my mind tho…
why is it when you meet some males and you actually think they’re dope,
they appear to have good energy,
seem like fun to be around,
ya’ll both click just off the strength,
and it seems like they were into you…
Why do they make you feel like you did something wrong for being interested in them?
i thought you were an amazing human and cute even if we ended up being platonic.
what an asshole i turned out to be.
/endsarcasm
do people actually like it when you’re genuinely interested in them?
or do they prefer to treat you like shit so you can prove yourself?
it’s so weird yet…
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guess who is performing at the 2022 super bowl…
i don’t have cable to keep up with sports these days.
i know i was all eyes watching the nba last season tho.
that season was a wash,
but the finals…
I wanted to see if Brooklyn would have brought home the ring.
sadly,
kd showed up and got performance anxiety.
is it wrong to think the knicks winning the ring would have hit more?
anyhoo,
everyone who isn’t a sports fanatic looks forward to watching the superbowl halftime show.
that is when our selected favorites pull out their best for their career upgrades.
they announced who will be performing this year on nfl’s twitter…
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