so much sex that he was blue in the face

blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…
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omicron is bustin it down in half of new yawk’s lungs

i’m concerned for one of my best friends.
she is headed off to south africa for the holidays during omarion’s omicron’s world tour.
she is not vaxxed as well so her travel depends on if she has a negative test.
she is not with that vaxxed life and is into the conspiracy theories.
you know that buddy pass i had to go somewhere?
I’m GOOD.
i was supposed to go see her for my christmas present and i refused to get on the mta.
new yawk has been hit hard since omarion omicron’s feets has hit these streets.

We have had roughly over 20k cases in the course of days.
it’s like that muthafucka decided it’s time to bring us to our knees.
it’s so bad that…
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can i have one of you fine gentleman put my bags on the bus for me?

i can understand why a lot of people are hesitant about therapy.
they make you unpack all the bags you have been carrying with you for years.
my new therapist has had me in a royal funk this last week and a half.
she is pretty intense.
i’ve felt intense sadness,
suicidal thoughts,
acceptance,
and indifference all in one neat package.
it all started with us talking about an incident i was having the week before last.
she decided to dig deeper in a bag that i’ve kept locked tightly.
well…
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in the metaverse, we’ll be starring in porn and digitally smashin for hours!
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Adult content, Sexual situations, Graphic language

i’m gonna font it:
A majority of gay male’s minds are warped due to all the porn we consume.
it’s the reason we mourn tumblr,
a site dedicated to sharing images and videos.
take two left turns and it’s all porn everything on someone’s twitter timeline.
some gays wake up to jerk off or be sexually stimulated all day.
i remember i was on a website and i watched a scene that was pretty good to me.
all the comments about the scene were so interesting.
“UGH IT WAS BORING!
HE DIDN”T FUCK HIM HARD ENOUGH.
SKIP!”
it’s like if someone isn’t getting fucked into oblivion then the scene was wack.
it made me wonder:
Do gay men know what real sex looks and feels like anymore?
i was reading an interview with the 19-year-old pop vixen,
billie eilish,
and her story on being addicted to porn at 11 years old sounded pretty familiar for us…
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shattered buddy pass

when my mind is set on something,
i get to OD obsessing about it.
for the last few weeks,
i’ve been into the idea of traveling heavy.
watching and sleeping to videos about packing suitcases.
it was really peaceful to me tbh.
last week,
my friend randomly hit me up and said…
everyone in your relationships are the problem once you’re (ben) affleck-ted

here are two red flags some people don’t ever notice from others.
this is the first one for content creators:
Be careful of people who claim to be cool with you,
but the moment you say something they don’t agree with,
suddenly they turn on you.
They start making shady comments and being lowkey nasty.
I’ve encountered that A LOT in the foxhole.
Folks who are cool with me until I write about something/someone they like.
“And this is why you’re ugly and your mother is dead in hell.”

like,
okay?
this is why it takes me a while to warm up people now.
you gotta prove you’re genuine even if we don’t see eye to eye.
the second thing is:
People who are constantly the victims in a breakup.
ben affleck showed me what a red flag he is when he leaves a relationship via “tmz”…
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