Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?
i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…
“John Kraninski is so sexy!
I need some of that STAT!”
cute?
maybe.
handsome?
sure.
sexy tho?
why didn’t that lady drop the bag for our shared hubby to be people’s sexiest?
Sidebar: not even gonna hold you,
but if I met a white wolf who looks like him and is perfect for me,
Jamari Fox will be off the market,
barefoot,
with a pregnant surrogate.
IDC.
Judge if you must.
bad enough,
i saw this gentleman in their sexiest list as well:
Selena Gomez’s boyfriend,
Benny Blanco.
um,
who is setting up people magazine for failure bts?
i think the real question is:
Are the pickings this slim in Hollywood atm?
where are the brad pitt,
morris chestnut,
and keanu reeves replacements at?
lowkey: i don’t think we understood how sexy celebrities in the 90s were.
Politics indeed. This lost all credibility whatsoever when John Legend was selected. That man has no sex appeal, WHATSOEVER, but he is the perfect pawn of the elite liberal establishment.
The problem with People magazine is that they are able to play in the margins, “sexy” outside of the dictionary can mean anything. A lot of who gets chosen has to do with Hollywood politics. Just like the picture for the post indicates, we all know Aaron Pierre should’ve earned the title for 2024, but honestly, people would still consider Aaron a newcomer which would exclude him from the list, and then a lot of his work tends to be debatable pro-black which probably doesn’t sit well either.