Matt Kemp Dry Humps ESPN Magazine

(that right side shot is very sad.)

I will admit that I was never really a big Matt Kemp admirer.
He was always just okay, imo.
He looked like he would be hijacking the mirror more than any Vixen.
Matt seems to be trying to persuade me to his underlying sexiness.
He did a shoot for ESPN magazine annnnnnnndddd….
Well….
See for yourself….

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…well.
He sure told me.
Matt.
You are hired.

15 thoughts on “Matt Kemp Dry Humps ESPN Magazine

  1. Thanks to Rihanna, I know who he is and I wouldn’t kick him out of bed. We would probably just fuck though cause he look like a wolf who MIGHT let me hit it if I get him drunk enough…LOL Rihanna love them big!

  2. He reminds me of Kimmy Kakes in the top left pic. *shrugs*

    I don’t know what that means either.

    I can imagine fighting MK for bathroom counter top space with all his products and colognes he uses.

    sidebar:

    Tia Dalma has interesting tastes in men.

    Aubrey, Ike Brown, and MK a vastly different.

    1. Not really. All three are light-skinned and sensitive when you think about it. Seems like her personality would kind of steam-roll theirs.

      1. I was thinking more on the lines of worldview.

        Like after sex with Breezy, do what the hell did they talk about? I can see her watching him play Xbox, but to talk about life I don’t see it. Same thing with Mr. and Mrs. Shawn Carter.

        This is thing with me, I don’t care how physically attractive a person is, if their frontal lobe misfires more often than not then I’m gone. Friend or otherwise.

  3. The Jugger-Fox :
    ^Rihanna likes a light skinned Wolf she can bend to her will.
    Then again,
    she had Meekrat under her power too.
    Rihanna is a witch.
    lol

    lol

    That’s why I call her Tia Dalma.

  4. That’s one bad man, and look at the smile on that face. I’m not a baseball fan, but I think I’m gonna have to become one. I’m wondering if it’s any other fine baseball players?

    I wanna to fly out to L.A. and pay Mr. Matt Kemp a visit. Yup, love this guy.

  5. There’s something about his eyes that is so sexy. He has a nice frame. I’m curious about how he looks nude.

  6. He is everthing I can see why Slizahhna sampled that peen along with the hundred other peens shes been frolicking with this month

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