jack harlow is not my speed but after the following,
i might let him pull up to my bumper bay beeeeeee.

i kid.
kinda.
even though the following will bring about potential foolishness,
this recent leak about smashin’ lil nas x had me a tad aroused.
an alleged verse from an unreleased kanye song called “money bags” rose from the dead.
jack “allegedly had” said on his verse…

“I bet Lil Nas X would f*ck me if I let him” – Jack Harlow on Kanye West’s unreleased track “Louie Bags.”
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— Rap Alert (@rapalert6) October 1, 2023

“I bet Lil Nas X would fuck me if I let him”

well,
hello,
it’s 2023 and we are all gay af.

now even tho its “yay! this verse is fun!“,
you know the straights will say:

“See!
Anyone who is associated with a gay male is def fuckin’ him.”

…which further fans the flames of homophobia and ignorance.
um,
straights:

It’s the guys we aren’t standing next to that we are fucking.

It’s the ones giving us attitude and trying to avoid us that we are riding during 11pm to 3am.

*This may or may not include your manz,
baby faavahs,
or actual faavahs.

duh.

like,
get with the program losers.

lowkey: jack harlow is also white so he can get away with gay shit.
imagine drake rapping tha…

never mind.