i love how ^that doesn’t look like her.
anyhoo,
after all the drama,
a healthy girl cub was brought into the world.
khloe kardashian named her “true thompson”.
it doesn’t sound as crazy as “stormi” and “chicago”.
i sense shade,
irony,
and a ton of jokes with the name of that newborn.
“true” actually has a meaning and didn’t come out of her ass.
this is how she came up with the name…


i’m still stuck on his middle name being “otis”.
was he black?
i’m just asking.
the good news?
there is a new generation of cubs for “cruella de jenner” to pimp out.
i’m sure she has already planned out their future roles and scandals.

lowkey: imagine one of the story lines is heavy beef with blue ivy?