i’ll have the bat well done, please and thank you

so i’m not really into exploring when it comes to food.
i stick with my usually proteins.
i literally had seafood salad 2 years ago and ate an actual tentacle.
but it was good.
others are different and into exploring other delicacies,
especially in other countries.
well in china,
the same country this whole “contagion” has started,
they are feasting on

bat soup.
that’s a whole dead ass bat ya’ll…

Footage purporting to show a Chinese woman eating a whole bat at a fancy restaurant has gone viral as the country is ravaged by a new deadly virus believed to have come from the flying mammals. 


A separate trending video purports to show Cantonese-speaking diners preparing to eat soup made with the nocturnal animal. 



i had a real hard time writing this entry.
i kept screaming every time i saw the dead bat’s face and teeth.

Who thought eating a bat was a good idea?

“that disease carrying monster would look good on a plate!
let’s catch it and eat it!”
i just don’t get it.
folks can say pigs and other animals carry diseases,
but they have to be prepared a certain way in order to be consumed.

Bats were never on the menu for anyone’s meals

a bat is a rat in a flying costume.
this is why i don’t put any kind of random meat in my mouth.

low-key: when she nibbled on the wing,
i think i lost my mind for 3 seconds.

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Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

7 thoughts on “i’ll have the bat well done, please and thank you”

  1. Who the fuck thought bats was a delicacy! They been watching too much Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. I tell people all the time watch your chinese food. They got different kinds of textures and colors of “chicken” they use in their recipes. There is only one kind if chicken and texture. I don’t care what country it comes from, there is only one kind. That chewy rubbery chicken they use in Orange Chicken or anything, is not chicken. People used to say its cats. Looking at this, maybe its bats. They threw a whole damn bat in the pot and served it on a plate, with the fur still on; nasty as hell! The damn things still got teeth and eyes and a whole damn head! OMG, that’s nasty! I don’t even want to eat food in the southern states of America. They quick to throw a squirrel, “coon”, rabbit, possum, or deer on the table; I’m good. To this day, I don’t know what Tripe is, where it comes from, but passing by that, pig feet, pig tails, pig snouts, cow tongue. I have to keep myself from passing out or getting sick to my stomach looking at that. At least “chitlins” you can clean them yourself even if they are cleaned. They just look like torn up paper. If I had to eat like them in China, I would definitely be vegan, pescatarian, or cereagan. Now whoever is like, what is cereagan? I just made that up for people who only eat cereal. I will be cereagan in another country.

    1. Then the lady in the picture picked up the bat and started chewing on the wing, lady thats not chicken, what are you doing! That’s a whole damn bat and you eating the fur! Do you know where that bat been, I can’t. They didn’t even try to skin it, chop the head off, or anything just straight threw it in the pot from the ground. I have to throw up

  2. See always trying to be extra, now they done fucked around and got some ole NEW SHIT 🤦🏾‍♂️ Lord knows I’m srry for the people sick from this but COME ON! Use your senses! That shit dnt even LOOK like nothin’ that should go in your damn mouth!!!

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