cum eat this and i’ll reward you greatly.

even during quarantine,
ya’ll still getting your work out on.
i think you for providing all of that eye candy and meat for our viewing pleasure.
i got a question for the foxhole tho.
so you know how they sending 1200 in trump checks next week?
well what if you could get a bonus 3500?
if you did this

me:

i think i could get through the big macs,
but those sodas would be a killa.
id have to drink them last because they would fill me up.
i wonder if it counts if i vomit after?
i would be so damn bloated.
ugh.
i haven’t eaten mcdonalds in years so that would violate my whole system.
easy 3gs i’d ever make tho.

10 thoughts on “cum eat this and i’ll reward you greatly.

  1. People are acting like every citizen gets a check. I won’t be getting one although I paid taxes last year. It should be for everyone not just certain incomes.

  2. That $3500 would be in my account in less than 20 minutes. Lmao

    And J, that’s not Big Macs. Lol.

  3. Nah I’m good, I literally can go a whole day and forget I haven’t eatin (totally not good I know) my appetite has always been small, eating that much would kill my ass

  4. 90 mins? Please.That’s not even a question. You might as well hand that money over right now. I was expecting like bugs and crap on it.

  5. That’s a heart attack waiting to happen. Thousands of grams of sodium, carbs and etc… Nope i wouldn’t lol

  6. If only i was a mesomorph like the guy in that picture and burned through those calories flat, we got a deal! But i’m a endomorph so I don’t mind a cheat meal and getting back on that high horse.

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