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saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?
some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.
That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.
nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…
steven beck is putting his marriage on private?

you know what i’ve learned being nosy in other people’s relationships?
well,
let me font you:
The audience can tell early on the relationships sucks.
sometimes,
it’s not hating.
we have eyes and working discernment.
we can tell when a relationship isn’t going to work,
when one person is doing the most on the highest of pick-me levels,
or we hear whispers of a cheating and ain’t shit partner in the Fox-vine.
this is why it’s good to keep your relationship private until it’s built on solid foundation.
even then…

an F-BI sent me a ton of alleged drops about steven beck and his husband,
1stkingdavid.
as you know,
or didn’t,
there were ( x rumors of a divorce on the horizon ).
an F-BI may have helped clear that right up…
why rhyheim shabazz has the bigger D than the other OF “stars”

do we still know how to be mysterious in a forest that rewards oversharing?
rhyheim shabazz carries himself differently.
not just as a black adult content creating hybrid,
but one who knows his worth without having to explain it.
now i’ll admit:
i don’t exactly subscribe to his work but i see it,
and more importantly,
i see him.
i came across this tweet and it said:

and i thought,
damn…
usher expected an usher to do his job and hold the door

do you know your worth?
you could have 1 dollar in your account but demand to be treated a certain way.
for many of us,
we forget our worth and allow ourselves to be treated any kind of way.
we think we need to “be a certain way” in order to get what we want.
People who know they worth don’t keep the peace.
They know to shake shit up until everyone gets it right.
when i saw usher calling for the doorman to hold the door for him,
i thought to myself that this was just usher being extra.
“he already had the door open so why did he need to call the doorman over.”
keyword: the doorman.
in a group chat i’m in,
i posted the video and karaoke had this to font…
his “no this is not me but it is me” with trans vixens is so much better tbh

i think The Foxhole might be onto something.
you can’t deny chemistry and he would breed this trans vixen with twins…
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at this point, do they have a target goal anymore?

when you do something that goes against the grain,
the best thing you can do is fix it.
that only works if you actually GAF.
there are many jackals and hyenas in a high rise offices,
who don’t GAF what anyone beneath them has to say/font/protest/throw a tantrum.
if actually enjoy watching the forests burn.
Is Target trying to go out of business?
i saw this and i’m baffled…
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