that was a classic episode of sex and the city.
ya’ll remember the episode when the dude broke up with carrie via a post-it note?

the nerve,
with his dry-ass asmr sex.
this part was my favorite in the episode tho:

Sidebar: I went to club Bed when it was poppin’.
There were actual beds in this club that you had to pay to reserve.
Luckily,
I knew a wolf who knew a wolf so I chilled on his bed.
I did make the mistake of standing on the bed we were on.
Security tackled my ass off that shit and onto the ground.
I wonder if anyone ever smashed on those beds in the club?

anyhoo…
this show really spoke to my young fresh-ass foxy life.
nowadays these dudes ghost you without even sending a text or an ig dm.
so they launched the teaser trailer for the sex and the city spinoff,
“…and just like that“…

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i knew tiffany,
the character played by amanda seales on insecure,
was an aka (alpha kappa alpha) but it never defined her character to me.
i didn’t even know the 4 characters went to stanford tbh.
even though tiffany brings the bougie energy between the 4,
she isn’t someone that i pay too much attention to.
from what i know,
they never disrespected the aka organization on the show.
the akas (and the whole greek life) is having a fit now because aka “revolt“…

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who is the real ^dork in this picture?
i’ll give you a hint.
it certainly isn’t steve urkel these days.
i feel like the only time i hear about eddie winslow aka darius mccrary is who he is smashing.
i’m like do you do fan meet-ups or anything?
sheesh.
 there were claims he was an alleged power couple with trans she-jackal,
sidney starr,
but,
according to “the shade room“…

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the body language in this picture is telling.
they look like two college friends who saw each other at a party.
you know i’m realizing in 2021 during this pandemic foxhole?

Many couples are realizing they actually hate each other.

i don’t know about you,
but i’m seeing a shit ton of breakups and divorces.
folks spent sometime in closed quarters and was like:

“I don’t like him/her.
Shit,
I don’t even like my kids.”

ray j and princess love are what you call “a relationship way past expiration”.
even in icu for pnemonia,
ray j wants out of his toxic marriage for the 3rd time via “tmz”…

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i had a blackberry before i transferred to an iphone.
i feel like every millennial had a blackberry until iphone came into the picture.
one by one,
you saw peace-out messages on blackberry messenger as folks dipped.
my first iphone was a 4 and i loved that little phone.

it lived a pretty good life until it dropped into the toilet one faithful morning.
you know how tight i was when siri was introduced with the 4s?
these days,
i use siri faithfully.
you can say i’m an apple stan.
no shade to android but i’m not into those phones.
i have a 12 pro max that i’m pretty obsessed with.
today,
apple had their annual apple event to introduce the iphone 13 and tbh…

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i remember when there onlyfans shit dropped.
it was all good bout a week ago.
now…

so king agu has allegedly broken up with his ex(?),
joey,
for what seems like the 40th time.
these two be legit  “back, back, forth and forth“.
king agu posted this on his degenerate burner twitter account:

…and we aren’t shocked or surpised.
i’m gonna font a controversial statement about these two…

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