“Dancing and f*cking is two different thangs”

what i would do…
to put a couple dollars (his) in his jock strap….
well, for halloween he probably would have let me…

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i thought her costume was creative.
since she has embraced this new thing she is doing,
i can see WHY she chose this costume…

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… a cute vixen.
what did you think I was going to say?

i heard from a reputable source that there is a bounty on his virginity.
looks like some of those same baller wolves might lose their bet because one vixen may close in that deal…

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imagine being drafted into the nfl.
you see your contract and you nearly pass out.
you are financially set for a while.
little did you know,
your family was plotting too.
welcome to the world of tyron smith…

this is why i’m changing phones and addresses once my big break happens.
suddenly you have new family,
new friends,
new handouts,
and new enemies…

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new york is a mess.
buses and trains are a mess.
lower manhattan is still a mess.
amare stoudamire felt it like everyone else.
he had no electricity for a while,
and his jeep is currently, “under the sea“…

Continue reading “What Belongs To Amare Stoudamire Is Currently Sinking” →

everyone meet tiairah marie.
she was the vixen fighting lil reese in that video i posted a day ago.
well, she has some shit to say about the fight…

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