Everyone Meet The New “Jessica Simpson’s Dad”

are you ready

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She Got “A Train” Ran On And Then Jumped Infront A Train

how sad.
this was her last tweet before she jumped in front of a train:

@feliciagarcia97
let this be a lesson to everyone…

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Who Wants To Get Gang Banged By 3 Wolves Tonight?

the things you find on these sex sites.
one of my faithful f-bi sent me this…
…and let’s just say i’m sure someone reading may hit this add up.

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Rob Evans Can Really Put The Beat Down On You… Literally.

i don’t think a face this pretty could do jail time.
do you know what they do to you in jail when you look like that?
i’m sure he can fight them off tho.
this is why he is in trouble in the first place.

rob evans is wanted.
so anyone of you who have him hiding in your butt cheeks,
or his,
please hand him over to the police

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Miguel Says, That “Pussy Is Mine”

would you let miguel own your cupcakes?
would you let him lick your cream filling off?
well, he wants to own that pussy

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Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

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