yup foxholer.
we need to know what you’re working with.
so drop trou and get to jackin!
david beckham had to do it.
he just admitted what his hazing ritual was and well…
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karaoke is currently having sex.
well she’s about too.
currently is,
i dunno…
either way she introduced me to the wolf she is talking too.
you remember him, don’t you?
the one who had ( x the fetish for anime cartoon characters ).
yeah him.
i met tonight and well…

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the locker room for many baller wolves can be prank central.
well the browns decided to prank their teammate,
tj ward,
by putting his rat in his locker.
look at what he does after he gets scared tho…
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is yeezus is losing his mind slowly?
it seems to be unraveling and we are sadly here to bear witness.
in another terribly executed rant,
yeezus wants us all to boycott the gigantic fashion brand,
louie vuitton,
until january because he is mad for whatever reason…
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“ugh they make you take off your shoes too?”
that was the thought in my head…

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bags are packed.
checklist is pretty much checked off.
my anxiety is on full throttle.
I’m about to leave to the airport,
but i had to write this before i left.
i’m pretty excited about where I’m about to go.
don’t think you all won’t be joining me at that place.
i wanted to do pray before i left.
now i know some people might be screw face,
but i’m already screw facing you.
anyway lets get to this prayer real quick…

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