Category: X MARKS THE FOX
she ain’t looking like ya’ll chika right now

ya know,
i thought after the last incident with rapper chika,
she would go out trying to win.
( x see last incident here )
cue tyra:

well,
chika thought it was a bright idea to diss people kids on twitter…
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guess who lizzo’s favorite person in the whole f’n world is?

lawd ham mercy,
this hasn’t been the greatest of weeks for lizzo.
some folks didn’t take her ( x “twerk for my ancestors” ) statement well,
but what she said when she met chris brown didn’t score high for her as well.
apparently,
she said this when she met chris brown the other day…
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well, there is always knitting during the e-pocalypse.

this is some folks right now:

folks are legit crying out here.
“Houston…
We have a problem…”
it’s been close to 5 hours and facebook,
ig,
and whatsapp has been down for the count.
for me tho…
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my birth month and date would get me an easy 100m (happy birthday to meme!)

^that is sexier to me than most wolves out here tbh.
benjamin franklin is such a big dick daddy.
so this recent meme is gaining traction with the folks on twitter.
the question is:
In order to earn 100 million dollars, your birth MONTH plus your BIRTH DATE have to record a number 1 hit. Will you make it?
these are the artists…
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the thing that miya marcano has in common with gabby petito

while all the national headlines are on gabby petito,
who was murdered by her missing hyena,
brian laundrie,
there was another story going on as well.
miya marcano wasn’t on the same center stage as gabby.
i’m literally hearing about this case today.
unfortunately,
that tends to be the story for most missing black girls.
she was a 19-year-old college student from florida who went missing on september 24th.
unfortunately,
her search came to a sad end today…
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lizzo twerks for our ancestors who couldn’t twerk for their (sexual) freedom

when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:
This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.
in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…
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