he was jumped and we all had a front row seat

in 2019,
in the age of “expose your whole shit“,
you’d think hyenas and jackals would think twice.
nope.
this video i saw on my twitter triggered tf outta me.
this is a warning before you go underneath.
it involves the youngin ^up above,
who goes by @keydayoungan___ on ig,
went viral because he was allegedly jumped at school in baltimore…

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oh, so this is t.i. biggest blunder?

yo,
i remember when t.i. first hit the scene,
i thought he soooooooo fine.
“whatever you like” always did for me:

of course,
he started opening his mouth and the dumbest shit would fly out.
he would pull up his thesaurus app just to sound smart.
the way he would allegedly treat tiny was gross to me too.
he fooled many with “t.i. and tiny: the hustle” reality show,
but i continued to peep game with him.
when he debuted iggy as his artist,
all i could think was:

“Oh great!
Two insufferables trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.
What did we do to deserve this?

he was so extra about it.
like,
he was trying to prove she was this talented rap-stress.
i still get a good laugh at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ncxtjd6aM

 

so when i read he fixed his mouth to say

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to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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so joshua brown wasn’t killed for why we thought he might’ve been killed for?

sooooo we were all wrong in our suspicions about joshua brown?
there is no conspiracy theory?

as much as we’d love a good mystery in the “botham jean/amber guyger” case,
it seems that joshua brown was killed for something totally different.
according to “buzzfeed news“…

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was chris brown allegedly getting high or taking a booger out his nose?

celebs and alleged drug use go together like fat kids and cake.
this might be a shocker to some but…

Many of them are functioning addicts

i’ve heard stories of many of our favs getting high af.
being a celeb ain’t easy.
hell,
some of these attentionistos are getting high too.
there is a video of chris brown that has everyone talking today.
allegedly,
it’s chris doing alleged coke in a dallas club.
this is the video via “billboard atl“…

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who killed joshua brown?

so we’re getting into alleged “conspiracy theory” territory here.
the “botham jean saga” would make a great movie.
instead of remaking good movies from the past,
they have a shit ton of material from everyday life.
we need a good drama that takes us on a ride.
 joshua brown,
one of the witnesses in this extremely bizarre case…

 

was killed on friday and it’s raising a ton of questions…
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