these jackals gonna learn to stop harassing gays.
one jackal learned the hard way.
so everyone meet 18 year old,
abel cedeno.
that isn’t a glamour shot.
he is headed to jail.
he allegedly stabbed his bully to death in the bx today.
this is what the ny daily news…
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…and usher is doing that well.
i know he is happy with all this kevin hart drama.
well,
not so fast!
one of the alleged accusers in his “herpes-gate” has decided to show face.
everyone meet laura helm and according to tmz…
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i hate when pineapples do spiteful shit like this…
so nicki minaj is still grasping at straws.
i kinda forgot all about her.
she popped up on my tl rapping…

…and thought it was an impersonator.
she is light af.
well,
nicki claims that foxy brown is her hip hop “influence”.
yes.
a whole inga marchand.
this is what she put on her ig for foxy’s birthday…
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so this was another morning that started off like doom.
this time,
i won’t blame adele.
nope.
its all on mi…
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malia obama is going to have a hard time adjusting in the wild.
i can feel it.
i know the whole harvard is abuzz since she touched down to attend school.
well some old she-hyena wanted a picture with malia and her grand-cub.
an f-bi sent me how she responded via tmz…
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she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.
so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened…
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