will he be making OF content in jail as others before him?

a little file slid onto my desk from an F-BI:

“Locked up in Miami,
ready to be shipped to Atlanta for aggravated assault charges.”

for all of us in the Foxhole who are familiar with this attentionisto-but- jackal in disguise,
this comes is no surprise

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kash doll can’t contain how she is in love with za’darius smith’s big fat… ego

You can tell when people aren’t use to nothing.

i never understood WHY vixens,
and even gay males,
scream to the mountaintops about how good their wolf is dickin’ em down.

as soon as you advertise how good your manz fucks you,
lonely hoes across the forests ears and tails perk up.
rapping vixen,
kash doll,
decided to tell her audience about her nfl baller wolf,
za’darius smith

and his third leg…

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tim walz thinks they lost because they acted like little b!tches

yesterday,
i read about tim walz and why they lost the electio
n.
he says they “played it too safe“.
( x read that here )
you know what i think they did wrong?…

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he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet

Oof.

sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.

they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:

@ashtonhallofficial

Day 191 of the morning routine that changed my life 3:50am to 9:30am Sin lives late at night.. if you’re dealing with a weak mind, bad decisions, or lack of productivity go to sleep early. 4:00am – 8:00am no one’s calling or distracting your productivity.. they are sleep. 8:00pm – 12:00am is the opposite. Just try 30 days.. send this to your partners. It’s time to do better.

♬ original sound – Worthy Supps

and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit

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he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.

they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.

brace yourself…

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holding it together with duct tape and prayer

How are you doing?

waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:

“How bad is it going to get?”

it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:

I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.

here is the truth in full font.
ready?…

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