why did she think this was a brilliant idea?
are her little piggies trying to escape?
like, w -in every- f?
an f-bi sent this to me and i damn near hollered.
i’m so glad i don’t have to deal with that problem.
aren’tyou glad you don’t have to deal with toes hanging over heels?
sheesh.

lowkey: perfect segue to my fox swagg board.
my pinterest board has helped me rework some of my own threads.
im glad i started it because i found some stuff in my sad closet i made work.
thank you for all the repins, likes, follows, and of course support!

go see some fox swagg: here

spotted: nothing’s worse than doing the walk of shame….
…out of jail after making an ass of yourself for the,what 2,000th time in the last 3 years?
chris brown has finally been released and his beloved #teambreezy was there to capture the moment…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Does The Walk of Shame” →

yeezus is about to marry his perfect bitch!
aren’t you excited?
*insert blatant sarcasm*
is it me,
or does she look less than thrilled in this photo?

low key: yeezus talmbout he doesn’t want a prenup.
i low key barfed.
i guess everything he spoke about on his first two albums was complete bullshit?

the yeezus trollin’ just don’t let up!
well he brought our homeboy jesus out on stage in seattle…

Continue reading “Yeezus Meets Jesus! (Jesus Obviously Likes F*ckery)” →

the only way to troll.
can i just say i love yeezus antics?
he makes life worth living every time i tune into his reality show.
yeezus decided to sport a t-shirt of his baby mama at his concert.
you might remember this picture here…

Continue reading “Yeezus Wants You To Know He Owns That Kardashian” →

just a hunch tho…
that was yeezus response soon after.
was there a lot of this last night?:

stay tuned for more exciting tweets as the @attentionwhores mate!

lowkey: the thought of yeezus and sleezus together just…
ugh.