yeezus is about to marry his perfect bitch!
aren’t you excited?
*insert blatant sarcasm*
is it me,
or does she look less than thrilled in this photo?

low key: yeezus talmbout he doesn’t want a prenup.
i low key barfed.
i guess everything he spoke about on his first two albums was complete bullshit?

the yeezus trollin’ just don’t let up!
well he brought our homeboy jesus out on stage in seattle…

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the only way to troll.
can i just say i love yeezus antics?
he makes life worth living every time i tune into his reality show.
yeezus decided to sport a t-shirt of his baby mama at his concert.
you might remember this picture here…

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just a hunch tho…
that was yeezus response soon after.
was there a lot of this last night?:

stay tuned for more exciting tweets as the @attentionwhores mate!

lowkey: the thought of yeezus and sleezus together just…
ugh.

baller wolf matt forte of the chicago bears is what you call “premium meat”.
so you can’t expect him to not walk in a room and have people drooling for a meat sample.
like this guy:

yeah he has the same effect on me too.
well this person is a reporter who was in the locker room as matt as was being interviewed.
was that shiny bald head hypnotizing his soul?
here is the extended clip…
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how true is this tho?
it goes for both sexes actually.
listen i’m all about lookin’ at some flesh.
it be like soft porn on instagram.
it gets so bad you’ll see someone post a picture,
not get enough likes,
erase the picture,
and post it again a little later.
aaah the society of the selfies.
i love how vain everyone as become.
those are always the best ones to manipulate.