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Yeezus Wants You To Know He Owns That Kardashian

the only way to troll.
can i just say i love yeezus antics?
he makes life worth living every time i tune into his reality show.
yeezus decided to sport a t-shirt of his baby mama at his concert.
you might remember this picture here…

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Yeezus Gets A Chubby Over His “Perfect B*tch” Kim K Picture

just a hunch tho…
that was yeezus response soon after.
was there a lot of this last night?:

stay tuned for more exciting tweets as the @attentionwhores mate!

lowkey: the thought of yeezus and sleezus together just…
ugh.

Matt Forte Is A Biscuit (Let Him Sop You Up)

baller wolf matt forte of the chicago bears is what you call “premium meat”.
so you can’t expect him to not walk in a room and have people drooling for a meat sample.
like this guy:

yeah he has the same effect on me too.
well this person is a reporter who was in the locker room as matt as was being interviewed.
was that shiny bald head hypnotizing his soul?
here is the extended clip…
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I Should Put The Camera Under My Boobs And Snap The Picture

how true is this tho?
it goes for both sexes actually.
listen i’m all about lookin’ at some flesh.
it be like soft porn on instagram.
it gets so bad you’ll see someone post a picture,
not get enough likes,
erase the picture,
and post it again a little later.
aaah the society of the selfies.
i love how vain everyone as become.
those are always the best ones to manipulate.

F*ck With Me Again and I’ll Go Carrie 2013 On Your Ass

i love the movie “carrie” and its 50 million remakes.
i really want to see the new one coming out this month.
well what would you do if someone actually had carrie’s telekinetic powers?
what would you do if they did it right in front of you?
well these people in this west village cafe in new york learned the art of: