Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
are you gonna pay the dl whisperer to find out your man likes other manz?

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.
vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.
let’s be 110%:
If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.
the real question is:
…then what?
are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?
enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…
i thought DEI hires were useless? well, they sure did win the super bowl

the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.
last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:
It was a reckoning.
while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?
ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.
like,
WTF is that?i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…
sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.
that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:
That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.
again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…
beyonce gave some of us trauma today

Oh no!
Queen Bey has canceled her much-hyped announcement.
today was supposed to be the day beyonce broke the internet again.
instead of becoming a trend,
she did the unthinkable…
i sagged my jeans and a gay male had me feelin like a b!tch

The Confused Sagger.
wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.
“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!
I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”
…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….
no porn in florida and no recording either?

Fontin’ of recording…
i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.
florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:
You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.
i saw the following on reddit and…
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