Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…
“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…
jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.
has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?
get it?

anyway,
but seriously,
these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
are you gonna pay the dl whisperer to find out your man likes other manz?

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.
vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.
let’s be 110%:
If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.
the real question is:
…then what?
are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?
enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…
i thought DEI hires were useless? well, they sure did win the super bowl

the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.
last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:
It was a reckoning.
while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?
ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.
like,
WTF is that?i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…




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