Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years
the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:
but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…
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the mole people are taking over new yawk (and they are driving the rich folks outta here)
one of my home-wolves asked me last night if i could move anywhere in new yawk,
where would i go?
without a doubt,
i said “bk“.
he told me i was wyldin’.
he said bk has gotten violent af and he from there.
i responded:
“Um homie,
all of NY has gotten violent af.”
new yawk seems to be reverting back to how it was back in the day.
apparently,
there is heavy mole people problem down in the upper west side via “the post“…
most straight males think gay males look and act like tinker-gaddamn-bell
the straights always assume two things about gay males:
1 – Soft gentle feminine creatures who frolicking within the bushes
2 – Gigantic big bubbalicious mammals waiting to rape a straight male in jail or a dark alley
this is why they’re shocked when they meet someone who doesn’t fit that stereotype.
we all have had our assumptions of each other.
hell have you seen the mess that the straights get into these days?
after ( x yesterday’s post about @jxdahparker ),
saying he would drop a gay male for hitting on him,
this tweet flew down my timeline that i had to post…
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the ancestors put their feet all on trump’s neck, didn’t they?
(AP: Evan Vucci)
i was lowkey interested in how trump and his tulsa rally was gonna turn out.
he claimed millions of people were gonna show up.
well only 6,200,
in a 19k arena,
made an appearance.
outside the venue was even worst.
when they showed him walking back into the white house after his flight home…
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“carpool karen” thought she could drop the “n” bomb because we say it
i wrote on twitter ^that’s when karen knew she fucked up.
she didn’t realize the sista behind the camera was coming with the fury.
one thing i love about black folks is we fight back.
well some of us.
when ^that karen cut off this sista,
and then had the nerve to call her a “n*gger”,
you know it was on.
this following video had so much to unpack…
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trump wants to make america pray again
trump never ceases to amaze me.
he is like an abusive parent.
he’ll cuss you tf out and then want to pray for you after.
i guess the rona has really got him shaking in his spray tan because…
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