Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
when you’re caught getting that big mack truck being parked in your parking garage for onlyfans
when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
“chicago“.
If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.
you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:
Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!
with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…
let’s give a flower or two to those coming out as trump supporters
coming out can be a difficult decision for most people.
you are revealing something about you that you kept hidden in fear.
some will accept,
but the reality is that you may get banished.
Imagine coming out as a Trump supporter?
whew!
the moment you claim trump,
you can expect mass unfollows and invites being lost in the mail.
trump supporters decided to use “coming out day” for their purpose.
a foxholer sent me this…
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trump and the wife got that rona (you can stop laughing now)
why dem heels look like the yeezy 350s?
so i’m up late tonight.
i’m trying to be in bed by 1 am,
but that’s a dub clearly.
i have a lot on my mind and i’m not tired as of yet.
i go to put my phone on the charger and i see headlines about trump and melania…
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jeffree star gon’ pay your bills tonight for “bbc gon’ wrong”
lawd,
the embarrassment of it all.
we love to see it.
well foxhole,
if you trying to get your bills paid,
jeffree star is trying to have you covered this month…
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jane fonda had to remind joy behar that they are white and need to sit back for blm
i’m gonna say a controversial statement:
Not all white folks are evil.
not all white folks want to see the destruction of blacks.
many realize their privilege and use it when fighting for equality.
there was a story of how marilyn monroe helped ella fitzgerald book a particular club gig.
she called the owners and told them to hire ella for a week and she’d sit front row every night.
( x read that here )
jane fonda is out here doing her thing with her privilege.
“Because we’re white, we have had privilege. Even the poorest of us have had privilege. We need to recognize that, and we have to understand what it is that keeps racism in place: the policies, redlining, banking policies, mortgage policies.” — @JaneFonda pic.twitter.com/HcQmihaF3v
— Fire Drill Fridays (@FireDrillFriday) June 1, 2020
she appeared on “the view” today and had joy behar stuttering.
jane was asked about defunding the police,
where joy thinks is problematic,
and well…
when you find out what your ex has been up to by a stranger on the dl
when we break up with a toxic ex,
the name of the game is:
“Who is gonna die lonely and miserable.”
i’m kidding!
kinda.
so everyone meet zeldin aka @itszeldin from twitter.
he was hit up to join a threesome by someone named “horny dl“,
but once he saw the pic of “yellow short dude booty good af“…
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