Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”

THE STRAIGHTS HAVE OUTDONE THE GAYS THESE DAYS WITH SEX

Author: jamari fox Published Date: February 10, 2022

i love when the tables turn.
it’s a good feeling.
it can make me horny for hours.
nothing better than when idiots get eggs all over their faces.
it seems that hiv isn’t a “gay issue” these days.
a foxholer sent me this to share with the class…

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

Author: jamari fox Published Date: January 1, 2022

cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:

to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:

andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
 decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…

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lil nas x is due to deliver a hit album after a long labor (of love?)

Author: jamari fox Published Date: September 2, 2021

i think we have to accept that lil nas x is going to be a troll.
ever since he took off that cowboy hat,
he has been on one,
two,
three,
and four.
a majority of it has been entertaining while a few instances left me scratching my head.
he is coming out with his album,
“montero”,
on september 17th.
he debuted the album cover:

 

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but he went as far as to do this for “people“…

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saweetie teaches these vixens how to rap and be pretty

Author: jamari fox Published Date: August 26, 2021

some people are just meant to simply be pretty.
they want to be talented but they just can’t be.
ya know what?

That’s okay!

be pretty,
do the socialite thing,
marry rich,
and get money.
saweetie is one of those types to me.
i think she is a gorgeous vixen but this rapping thing…
eh.
they are killin’ her HEAVY for this verse she did on a “hit it” from the black eyed peas…

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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

Author: jamari fox Published Date: August 11, 2021

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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dua lipa levitated dababy right off her ig follower’s list

Author: jamari fox Published Date: July 28, 2021

some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
 dababy responded…

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