so i just got back from a funeral ya’ll.
it lasted 9 hours,
but it was only fitting for a queen.
the queen of soul,
miss aretha franklin.
all i gotta font was…

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randy bowden jr had the best “sauna” videos i’ve seen.
he would take video clips,
fresh off from working out,
in nothing but a towel.
  his bawdy…
oh,
his bawdy…

so randy has been on his modelling hustle for a while.
i am a lowkey lurker in his forest.
 randy will be coming to your tv screens in october.
how?
well…
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ya know,
i sent in request emails for me to attend the mtv vmas this years.
since it was in new yawk at radio city,
i wanted to go and give a review of my evening.
well i ended up getting no response.
whomp.
after watching tonight’s broadcast tho…

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it’s here!
it’s here!
“insecure” on hbo is here!
oh thank God.
as soon as last season ended,
i lit a candle to get my through until it’s return.
well this 3rd season started out with a bang.
literally…

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reality tv isn’t really “reality”.
i’ve heard of one in particular doing a reverse table read.
instead of rehearsing lines,
they show pictures and scene set ups of how they want it to go.
allegedly,
of course.
you would think they would edit it to perfection if this is fake.
after ray j’s skully in “love and hiphop hollywood” last night…
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“naomi campbell”
“cassie”
“a 90s mariah carey”
” a latina mimi faust from lhhatl”
this is what i was thinking when i started watching “pose” on fx.
those are who the vixens reminded me of.
soooooo from the foxhole,
to my home vixen i call “pose”,
and even joe budden of all straight wolves:

…has been talking/telling me about the show.
i was pretty much finished with all my other programs,
so i said why not?
i will admit that i was hesitant because of the previews.
i’m started watching but…

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