“what kind of hole you got to bag that fine ass manz?”

first off,
we gotta stop putting fine ass manz on pedastals.
they want love like everyone else.

i loooooooooooooooooooved the show,
soul food“.

we are missing that kind of dynamic on black shows now tbh.
two things i remember about the show was the sex and:

the entire cast had chemistry with each other.

kenny aka rockmond dunbar was my obsession.
( x that one sex scene he had )
fonting of chemistry,
the vibes between damon aka boris kodjoe,
and terri aka nicole ari parker,
was so obvious especially after their first sex scene.
i heard they were messing around bts and that tracked for me.
why wouldn’t she?

she was on keke palmer’s podcast talking about how she bagged him…

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it looks like he is packing more than pepe too

someone IRL hit me up the other day on some:

“okay jamari,
i need you to start watching love island so we can talk about it.”

…um?
who are they talking to?
the only thing i can tell/font you about “love island” is:

charlie was on it,
some season ago,
and even HE couldn’t get to watch a whole episode.

…unless it was like one of the overseas dating reality shows giving the goods.

not only do they give the goods but they give the leakage and non-fuckin’ too.
we will font about that later.
anyhoo,
i watched a clip to see jose “pepe” garcia from last season.

all i saw was:

playing basketball came in handy for him because…

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the girl that got glue stuck in her hair is a movie star!

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:

a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious

e) all of the above

absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?

her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well

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south park burns it all down and has 1.5 billion reasons to do it

i was such a stan of “south park” growing up.
when the movie came out,
i saw it opening weekend.
i fell off due to life and moving around a lot so i couldn’t keep up.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but “late night with stephen colbert” was cancelled due to our current president and paramount
.

that administration should have never done this because it set off a chain reaction.
once matt and trey,
the makers of south park,
signed that 1.5b deal for 5 years on paramount.
..

The same Paramount that had a hand in cancelling Stephen Colbert...

well,
the gloves came off and…

these are snippets of whats to come for season 27

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jaclyn the jackal juggles white lies and gaslights the truth

The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?

there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.

If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.

i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.

when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…

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when he wanted to give you vacation d!ck over your friend at the white lotus

I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.

you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:

You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.

your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…

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