what is your theory about this wrestling wolf with the big butt cheeks?

so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.

i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,

austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:

…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:

um,
let’s font about it and more…

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we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder

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according to godfrey, two of our TV dads were cheating with males on our TV moms

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…

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many white folks are still VEX at kendrick lamar for the super bowl

White America,
let’s font.

we’ve sat through your bruce springsteen anthems,
your queen ballads,
your ac/dc guitar solos,
your taylor swift eras,
and your madonna reinventions.

now i do like taylor and madonna.
still,
we watched and we nodded.
we even did a two-step when the beat hit.

…but now,
because kendrick dared to give a performance with depth,
lyricism,
and black excellence,

suddenly…

There’s an issue?

fox news is in shambles,
per usual…

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montoya’s girl cannot keep this other dude’s penis outside of her

I’ve come to realize there is two sides in cheating.

there is the side where the jackal is a high key sex addict.
they can’t settle down because,
well,
they are functioning street walkers.

They can’t contain the slut inside long enough.

on the other side on the cheating spectrum,
in my opinion…

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so i watched the halftime show with kendrick lamar and oof…

^this shot goes so hard.
the bending as the flag symbolizing how the US was built off the backs of blacks.
you KNOW that pissed them off but…

Isn’t it funny how some people only see the frosting but never question what’s in the cake?

last night,
while most were just hyped for “not like us” at the halftime show,
i couldn’t help but see the layers kendrick was serving.
first off,
let’s give drake a standing ovation…

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