this the best 5 bucks i think i’ve ever spent.
so as you know,
being confined to our homes is making us binge a lot of tv.
shows we probably never would have cared to look at are now in our ques.
when we weren’t on lock down,
i wanted to watch “the morning show” on apple tv+,
but i was so mentally preoccupied with other things.
it all started when i watched the free episode of “defending jacob” yesterday…

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as i watch “insecure” this season,
i totally get where issa and molly are coming from.
there was a point in star fox and i friendship where i said:

“I’m not fuckin’ with Star Fox anymore…”

i remember when we had our first official fight.
it was a big one after he left to go down to atlanta for school.

low-key: sometimes i wish he would have picked the high paying job,
but i knew he was restless and wanted to pursue his dreams.

anyway,
it was a few months into when he arrived down south…

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“when i was pregnant with pearl,
i drove out to california and one night it was 2 or 3 in the morning.
 i saw this light coming over the horizon.
as i got closer,
i realized that it was a fire.
a prairie fire.
 i just pulled over and i watched.
and when the sun came up…

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so i’m late af.
why?

My home-wolf didn’t pay his Netflix bill for over a month

i stopped asking and just watched hulu in the time being.
when he paid it this week,
i said i would finally watch “tiger king“.
foxhole…

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okay so folks is serious about joining the onlyfans wave it seems.
ever since we got placed on lock-down,
folks gotta make money somehow.
well i thought safaree samuels was an aspiring rapper.
well he is that and he’s adding “onlyfans” to his resume…

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this is the perfect easter documentary!
the pretty vixen sent it to me earlier.
it’s called:

“The Congo Dandies: living in poverty and spending a fortune to look like a million dollars”

i’d love to hear your thoughts foxhole because ummerraaahhh…

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