foxhole…
you gotta be careful who your “hypeman” is.
it could either be a friend,
blood,
or your s/o,
but the wrong hyena or jackal could have you out here looking crazy.
well chrisette michele’s hypeman happens to be her wolf,
doug ellison.
after spike lee banished her work from his project,
this is what he retweeted from her twitter via baller alert…
Continue reading “Chrisette Michele’s Hypeman Tells Spike Lee How He Feels” →

it’s good to see all the snow bunnies ban together for the women’s march.
i’m sure these were the ones who didn’t secretly vote for…
there were also sista vixens there fighting the good fight as well.
i also loved seeing the likes of katy perry and rihanna in the crowds.
i had to wonder if rihanna had security how “in it” she was?

it’s amazing what can happen when folks come together who share a common enemy.

lowkey: have you noticed snow bunnies don’t call each other “sisters”.
black vixens will call a random her “sista”.
snow bunnies don’t seem to follow that “togetherness” until…

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chrisette michele is the soul we are talking about today.
allegedly,
the trump forests allegedly paid her 250k to perform this mess…
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“i got all these pineapples talking about me finally!”
so the forests have a lot to say about chrisette michele.
this is the most publicity she has had in her career.
who knew selling her soul to trump would do it.
so she went ahead and released a statement for us.
ig,
of course.
there is a reason why she is performing at trump’s inauguration.
this is what she had to say…
Continue reading “Chrisette Michele Wants To Be The Bridge For Us and The Republicans” →

so it’s happening in a few days.
friday,
matter a fact.
donald trump will be sworn in as our new president.
that means you or i can try out for the gig.
clearly the standards have lowered.
well the talk has been about who will headline the festivities.
ya’ll damn near scared jennifer holiday back into irrelevancy.
sadly another negro vixen child has allegedly taken the gig.
everyone…
Continue reading “Trump Books A Willing Negro Child To Tap Dance For Him?” →

they are realllllllllllly serious about this fight.
wow.
i hear it’s in dubai because the us don’t want that fuckery.
well at least kelly price is booked.