Fab Might Be Up Shits Creek (and Emily B Hid The Paddles)

it sucks when you did all that flexing about your relationship on social,
had everyone feeling like you were living the good life,
only to be exposed as a couple hanging on for dear life.
i know a few of those and it gets ugly.
 fab might be up the river in his alleged domestic abuse issue with emily b.
it seems he might be facing jail time too.
“hiphop dx” had this to say…
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“Danger Dick”: The 50 and Aunt Viv Chapter

i don’t ever want to meet a wolf like this.
well i think i nearly did.
nothing worst than someone getting into your head and have sprung af.
various reasons like:

his mind blowing sex
your loneliness
his mind games
your biological clock ticking
his way with words
your kind nature
his hot/cold attitude
your lack of self love/worth

…and then you’re wrapped up like a fox with an anaconda.
50 and vivica a. fox strike me as that type.
so aunt viv has a new book out called “everyday i’m hustling”.
in the book,
she has a whole chapter on her past relationship with 50.
this is what she had to tell “build series” about it…
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“…Brought Out the Pink Lamborghini Just To Fight with Chyna”

blac chyna won me over on her snapchat.
this is when i use to be creepin’ on there real heavy.
well when i saw her fighting at six flags

…i was like dammmmmn chyna!
just hand rob the custody of little dream.
you know “cruella de jenner” is always watching!
sidebar: why i thought dream was in the car she was trying to throw?
i legit gasped.
so i was looking at chyna all kinds of crazy,
but after i found out the rest of the details,
i was actually on her side.
this is what she posted on her social media about what happened…
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Jeremy Meeks Secured The Bag After Shootin’ Up The Club

hood dick is a snow bunny’s hidden kryptonite.
maybe,
everyone?
all the snow bunnies life,
she was taught to date and marry.
i look at the snow bunnies at my job and they’re sharks.
they ain’t having no cubs until they see a ring and a stock portfolio.
it isn’t until they somehow creep with a hood wolf,
she gets hypnotized by the charm,
and he goes deep up in her vagina to a spot she didn’t know existed…

you know what happens next.
they even do it with the gays.
hood dick is universal and doesn’t miss any hole.
jeremy meeks is leading the pack in the wolf golddiggas.
kevin federline was bumped down.
jeremy is expecting a cub with topshop heiress,
chloe green.
this is the news via “us weekly”
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Which A List Actress Bit Beyonce?

who bit beyonce?
that is the talk of today.
all the hive members at my office didn’t do any work today.
they were sharpening their stingers for their latest victim.
in that same ( x gq interview ),
tiffany haddish told a story of an a list actress who allegedly bit beyonce.
she was even gonna fight them for her.
this is what she had to say
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Hey My Loves: Tiffany Haddish Has Something To Say About Mo’Nique

even though the sun is shining on tiffany haddish,
they is some alleged shade in the clouds.
tiffany has been doing a lot of talking these days,
but she had something to say about mo’nique in her latest interview with gq.
when asked about the netflix protest,
she said…

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